Everything had gone to shit for ketfreak, his mum hated him, his dad anally raped him on mondays and he want back to his k-hole forever reliefing his pain and agony of which he was born with...Jamies new book will be out as soom as he lays off the ket which is never, that's all folks
Well played danny, all I can say is why would you waste your time doing some shit like that:L also, due to recent ketamine binges, I have been unable to complete my book due to the nocturnal k-hole which I find myself in.
why did you sniff paracetamol in a science lesson at school?
Na ross did:L
Whom of which don't do as many drugs as ketfreak. This depressed ketfreak he started experimentin wiv nurofen and other prescription drugs. He then said the famous fiend line of 'its just not enough' so he started bashin the betty, fuckin mandy, rackin mxe aswell as his daily does of mary-jane TBC
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So ketfreak was now a big time shotter however this was a lie as he was just in a k-hole tripping his beans off, turns out the whole time he'd been sniffin crack whilst bein raped by catshit cole, he also got gayed on by notorious 8-inch in which he enjoyed. He also has a beefy northern family. TBC
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Under his new name, ketfreak, he then went on to chatting more shit, things then turnt for worse as ketfreak got caught shottin paracetamol tabs to the science teacher for 4pound a tab cos he needed p to fund his fiendish ways. Ketfreak then turned into a big-time shotter. TBC
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Once upon a time there was a young, well I say boy but is commonly misinterpreted as a girl called Jdog Gcat, he had a promising career till about 10year old in talking horseshit then shortly followed his teenage years. Unfortunately jdog turnt to drugs and then fort he cud rap under his new nameTBC
I'll answer on the last one
would u ever have a threesome with nathan grant and connor beth?
There's so many! I'll try name a few.. Foo fighters, red hot chillii peppers, arctic monkeys, ocean colour scene, the vaccines, the maccabees, bombay bicycle club, avenged sevenfold, fall out boy, bring me the horizon, cancer bats, enter shikari, oasis, the libertines, metallica, the stone roses, rolling stones, nirvana, the jam, the who, two door cinema club, 30 seconds to mars, alt-j, biffy clyro, twin atlantic, bowling for soup, a day to remember, heavens basement, kings of leon, korn, muse, papa roach, panic at the disco, pulp, queens of the stone age, razorlight, sum41, good charlotte, system of a down, the killers, kasabien, the strokes, u2.. That enough?;-)