How much did you lurk your crushes social media before talking to them?
... Crushes? I don't get 'em.
The new ask.fm: good, bad or ugly and why?
Not a fan.
Who's your favorite athlete?
Don't have one. Don't really think they should be looked up to either.
Would you rather be a tiny elephant or a giant hamster?
Tiny elephant! So cute!
If you could instantly speak any language in the world, what would it be?
Probably Spanish... because I live in America. No, seriously. No one in my town speaks English. I wish I were joking. O.o
How often do you use your brain?
I would imagine... constantly?
do you think it is wrong for a girl to make her little brothers or sisters massage her feet for her lol? why or why not?
Um... no? If they are willing participants, then whatever floats your boat. How are you "making" them? Like threatening them with violence? If so, then you have much more serious issues than sore feet.
Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
Neither. I don't really trust anyone.
When you are in trouble, whom do you call for help?
No one. I don't get in trouble. And if I'm having trouble, I work it out on my own.
If you could only see three people for the rest of your life who would it be?
My son, my husband, and... myself? That's all I see anyway.
What's the last concert you went to?
Oh, um... Shiny Toy Guns? I think? In a seedy, underground bar place, with a bunch of other bands. 2007 maybe. I'm lame.
Whom have you hugged today?
What is on your favorite graphic tee?
I don't really wear any graphic tees. O.o Anymore.
Which countries have you visited?
US and Canada.
Which animals scare you most? Why?
Anything that could maul my face off. So... anything bigger than a beagle.
What can you do that others can't do?
I'm pretty good at being me. Sometimes.
What is your lucky number?
I don't believe in luck... especially not something as silly as a lucky number. :P
Do you believe in destiny? What's yours?
Are you camera shy or do you like having your photo taken?
Ehh, it's complicated. I enjoy taking photos of myself (as narcissistic as that sounds), but mostly because I can control the angle, light, filter, etc. Despite the appearance of some of my photos, I do not photograph well. I have acne, red cheeks, bags under my eyes, and a side profile that could put a horse's nose to shame. And that's all just my face. There is a reason I don't take pictures of my body. I avoid pictures like the Plague when at social events, which makes me sad, because I miss out on having tangible memories. Oh well. #foreverugly
What's your favorite things to do in the summer?
Sit in the AC and pretend that it isn't summer, haha.
What role does television play in your life and the life of your family?
I don't watch TV. I don't even have cable. Unless you count Netflix, which is usually playing Phineas and Ferb, and sometimes The X-Files, for my son. Mostly for background noise. I prefer YouTube.
What gadget are you addicted to?
I wouldn't say that I'm addicted to anything in particular.
What do you think makes a person beautiful?
Everyone is beautiful. Unless you're an asshole. Then you're ugly.
What's the absolute best vacation you can imagine?
48 hours of uninterrupted sleep in a reeeally comfy bed.