The funny thing is its all true, she hates your guts she's so good at lying its not even funny. She did it to me and I know that she got fingered because I fingered her at the time.
When are you gonna stop talking to every girl in the world?
It's not even like that, I don't talk to every girl, I actually like this girl but she doesn't like me and doesn't want to date me.
Ur gay
Damn, you got me. Sikee
What was the last movie you watched?
The crudes I think
What are the 5 important things you would include in your things-to-do list?
1) Go to the Olympics. 2) Break the world record for the 800 meter. 3) Find a girl who I can actually trust and who won't cheat on me. 4) See my dad more. 5) Live a good life.