When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? September 09, 2012 I'd look better with a golden dildo staff.
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Would you rather fuck a "trap" or a guy with a vagina? September 01, 2012 It wouldn't be a guy though would it.
Would you rather suck my nipples or lick my anus? September 01, 2012 I'd rather put my nipples up your bum.
I find it hard to believe you don't judge appearances, is that actually true? August 24, 2012 Yup. I wouldn't have met a lot of the people and become friends with them if I had judged them.
Cannibal? Mate, i'm going to put you in my wheelie bin, tape the lid shut and put you in a swimming pool. August 18, 2012 A gentleman's death.
Because you're a billy goat from the slums of Mumbai, now drink. August 18, 2012 *chugs the blood of Indian children*
Can't count to potato, now take the forfeit of downing a bottle of silverback gorilla semen :-----) August 18, 2012 Why am I erect?