you seem to really hate lupul, don't you? he's twice the man you'll ever be so you may as well off yourself now.

I know for a fact that I was the first person to own a Joffrey Lupul Leafs jersey (I walked around with a jersey in my bag, waiting for him to announce his number the day of the trade so I could get it lettered). He's dashingly handsome and good at hockey.
I just don't like the "strip the C" narrative.
I'm going to stay alive for a while, thanks.