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Jill

If you were fighting in the middle of battle and your weapon/item durability ran out, breaking your item, what would you do?

Sir Gallade
Run! Or Pair up with another unit and have them protect me! eep!
Also I'd curse because that's some bullshit! Plan better, tactician!

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OOC: What would you do if you had to give up RPing?

King Viserys
if I had to against my will, I'd be pretty sad...but I've always thought that some day I might give it up organically if certain things were to come into my life. Otherwise though, i wouldn't want to give it up.

Synthetic? How did it exactly work?

Aigor Blantzer
Well it was just that babies could be added through several means, not just sex. And they stacked and...yeah, martians are pretty odd, haha!

With all the pregnancies you've been through, I suppose you also had some "different" ones. What was your most unconventional way of carrying a life to this world?

Aigor Blantzer
Hmm, well pretty much all of them have been carried in my belly, so the method more or less remains the same. How they get in there tends to be a different story, haha. And I suppose they all take different amounts of time to properly gestate...I think my martian pregnancy was the strangest in that regard, since it was all kind of synthetic!

If I had a magical mixing pot, what items would you throw into it and what would you hope came out?

Sir Gallade
Sounds like a good way to make a goo girl! Or the Powerpuff Girls! Or maybe the Powerpuff Gools! Or a nice culture!
Really though I'd probably throw in a bunch of stuff and then just a bunch of bile would come out.

What different careers and roles do you play?

Sir Gallade
Well, mostly I'm a maid. I'm also a divine concubine for a goddess (though my unofficial, self-proclaimed title is The Divine Peanut Gallery), a mate to a spider queen, a semen repository, a senior milk maid and of course a surrogate mother! I've been a few other things in the past too I guess. I know it seems like I'm a lot, but honestly not much takes up a huge chunk of my time and I'd be interested in finding other things I'm good at!

This is a random question my friends and I always asked our teachers: What kind of mattress do you sleep on?

Sir Gallade
A regular spring mattress. Maybe I'll try a newfangled one some time. I'm usually more worried about the sheets than the mattress itself!

Do you play any instruments?

Sir Gallade
Yeah, I was learning drums to do a classic rock thing with Itsuyu actually! I've also dabbled in some other instruments too...mostly with strings!

About how frequently do you get milked?

Sir Gallade
I milk myself every day for the teahouse! In the last month of pregnancy it's usually a bit more, but after that baby consumption tends to even it out.

If a pokemon trainer walks in front of your line of sight and you battle them, what is your pre-battle speech before you fight?

Sir Gallade
Gooood question. I'd have to ask you a question or two first....the first being where is this battle taking place? If it's in the teahouse I'd be more likely to say something about myself or the teahouse such as "Welcome to the Android Teahouse, prepare to die! Now what kind of tea can I get you?" If it's just on Route 19, it'd probably be the case that I'm running late for work at the teahouse, so it'd be something like "Oh! Maybe the boss will excuse me if I say I got into a battle!"
And then there's pregnant/not pregnant. ...There needs to be pregnant people in Pokemon.

Let's say there was an ancient evil person sealed inside a small artifact. You are tasked with sealing this artifact away, destroying it is not an option. How would you seal this away so that no one would ever try releasing the evil again?

Sir Gallade
Haha well fun fact about girls: We all have secret extra dimensions in our vagina (and our cleavage is made out of hammerspace) so I could always just keep it there! Or you know, I could bury it in the back yard. Or throw it in a volcano. Even if destroying it isn't an option, no one else is going to go in there looking for it :P
Or, best case scenario, I release the evil person, have tea with them, let Valerie give them a hug, and make them repent their evil ways!

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