If I were the king, and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?

check mate

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

must be the fabric

Your dick gives a new meaning to edible

and whats that meaning?

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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

i got navigation on my phone if you need it?

Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'.

do i?

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

ahh ha goood one

Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

cant see anyone, must be a tic tac

You went to Taylissa's house? Wot! did yous do naughty stuff?

hehehe maybe

Plz make me ur gal

depends

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

you aint!

Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

thats one of the worst lines ive ever heard

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

do you want me to call for help?

I said he didn't have a willy

who said?

Help me I'm poor

that's highly unlikely

You have Bly balls from TK?

huh?

Wanna have foot sex?

only if its okay with your mum?

We should hook up

should we?

Destroy my hyney hole

yeeeiiww

Who ever said you don't have a dick needs to back up, Joshua's willy is a monster

is it now?

Reply sex god

i did ;)

Do you wanna break my hymen?

uhh ill let you know

I would like to fuck you so hard and moan so loudly when you lick me silly that you'll remember my sexual activity with you forever.

thats sounds like fun

I'd let you stroke my nipple hair

would you?

Is josh code for box destroyer

you could say that

You are my one and only

you can wrap your fingers round my thumb

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