Anything involving farts and/or butts.
I was cultured as fuck.
Gas. Always gas.
YouTube, of course.
Lakes.
Reserving my heart for the one person who doesn't want it.
Red. Because red is fucking beautiful.
Sleep, as of late.
Vodka!
The gift of friendship.
That and butt-cuddles.
Yes. I'd get along with me, better than anyone.
News is significant?
Food and affection.
Read minds? Bleed chocolate? Be made of money? Have a 12-inch dong? Be masculine? Be feminine?
Correct answer: All of the above.
The fact that I've been treated like dog shit my entire life, and was forced to grow up incredibly quickly.. It hardens a person.
Generally. Not physically, of course. But otherwise.
I've only done that once. But it was quick.
I absolutely adore dogs.
Usually put on pants. Then pee. Then brush my teeth.
I would have loved to meet an awful lot of people, shit.
Honey Boo-Boo's mother.
I have one.
The Avengers, I watched fully the other day.
My movies in my head.
Other peoples' mistakes.
Water?