What was your favorite TV show when you were a kid?

Anything involving farts and/or butts.
I was cultured as fuck.
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What product or service do you think is ridiculously overpriced?

Gas. Always gas.

What is your favorite non-social networking website?

YouTube, of course.

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Do you prefer rivers, lakes or oceans?

Lakes.

What's one mistake you keep repeating?

Reserving my heart for the one person who doesn't want it.

If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose?

Red. Because red is fucking beautiful.

What do you think you do best?

Sleep, as of late.

How did you celebrate New Year's Eve?

Vodka!

What gift would you like to receive on the upcoming holidays?

The gift of friendship.
That and butt-cuddles.

Would you date yourself if you were someone else?

Yes. I'd get along with me, better than anyone.

What do you think was the most significant news story of the year?

News is significant?

What things do you love?

Food and affection.

How to make a woman happy?

Read minds? Bleed chocolate? Be made of money? Have a 12-inch dong? Be masculine? Be feminine?
Correct answer: All of the above.
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What makes you strong?

The fact that I've been treated like dog shit my entire life, and was forced to grow up incredibly quickly.. It hardens a person.

Are you afraid of people?

Generally. Not physically, of course. But otherwise.

How fast do you fall in love?

I've only done that once. But it was quick.

Do you like dogs?

I absolutely adore dogs.

What are some of the first things you do in the morning?

Usually put on pants. Then pee. Then brush my teeth.

If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?

I would have loved to meet an awful lot of people, shit.

Who is your most hated celebrity?

Honey Boo-Boo's mother.

Do you have posters on your wall?

I have one.

What was the last movie you watched that was really good?

The Avengers, I watched fully the other day.

What are the things you always take with you?

My movies in my head.

What's one thing you refuse to pay for?

Other peoples' mistakes.

What drink do you prefer when you’re thirsty?

Water?

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