What was your first mobile phone?

I dunno. Some shitty shit.
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How do you feel about being spammed? ;D

Andrewwwwwww
WONDERFUL, THANK YOU.
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:D
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Do you prefer giving or receiving?

Receiving, but I give more than I get, so I guess the grass is always greener.
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Will you please lick my nipples? c;

Andrewwwwwww
OF COURSE.
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How long has your longest ever phone call been?

I think about 6 hours.
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How much would it cost to buy your love?

32 cents.
Beggars can't be choosers.
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Which foreign country do you dislike the most?

Which one has the most foreign people?
Waaaiitt... ahem...
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WHAT IS LOVE?!

BABY DON'T HURT ME.
DON'T HURT ME.
NO MORE.

What’s your favorite seafood?

Vagina.

What color shoes are you wearing today?

blk lol

If you where a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?

My own. Someone needs to put Americans back in their place.

If your plane was about to crash, who would you want sitting next to you?

Superman.

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Umph.

Dun't kill meh

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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BUTTS!

BLOWIN' UP UR ASK THANG

You're a fucker.

Pls luv meh

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Can I touch your butt?

Gopher it.

JUST THE TWO OF US

MY MIND'S TELLIN' ME NOOOOOO.

Quit being perfect, you douche.

I don't even know what that is.

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