I DON'T WANNA WAIT

FOR OUR LIIIIIVES TO BE OVEEER.

What is your favorite pet’s name?

Surtr. He's dead now, but fuck you.

I know who you are and you dont know me

Ooh, intriguing. Let me add this to the many mysteries of my life. Like sex, and portion control.

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WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU SWEATING YOUR ASS OFF WITH ME IN UTAHVILLE?!?

BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T COME TO GET ME YET.

Bro, Do u evan lift?

No. :'c Unless you consider lifting a slice of pizza to my face.

Love or Hate?

Hate is more convenient.

Why y no text me

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU, YOU WEIRDO. Juuust kidding, it's also possibly because I have no interest in talking to you, but you're anonymous so who knows.

Pick a card, any card. But seriously, would you pick a card?

No
I don't trust them.

Wassup my niqqa!!!???

Tamera Jean Huteson
Awww shit nigga, it's onnnn.

Would you suggest I get my left nipple pierced, or my right? Or both and just have a chain connecting them? So many options...

Left is always better than right, if you must choose one. Then pierce your bellybutton, as well as your hips, then get a chain connecting them all, forming a pentagram. Take my advice.

Y you so hawt bebe? Touch tips?;D

I bathe in virgin blood. OH FAWK YES.

If I poked you would you fear me?

That depends on what you poked me with.

are you a dog chasing cars?

I certainly am. I don't actually know what I'd do with one if I ever caught it.

you look pretty good. this isn't a question, I'm just telling you.

Oh fuck yeah.

What doesn't put the lotion on the skin, but then gets the hose again?

IT.

Can we make love?

WAT IS LUV?!
BB DNT HERT ME.
DNT HERT ME.
NO MOAR.

Do you remember your first friend?

My mommy, duh.
Then my big brother.
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I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME

Savannah Leigh Teater
THE KINDA LOVE WITHOUT A GLOVE.

hey bb luv me

Okay.

How many teeth do you have?

Enough to kill a small carrot.

If you could listen to only one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

I feel fantastic - Jonathan Coulton
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How do you prefer to be awakened up in the morning?

I like to wake up when I'm good and ready.
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do you us candles to serenade the ladies? and if soo what scents do you use?

It all depends on what tone I'm trying to set. If I want them to fall in love, I use lavender, but if I just want rough sex, I go with cinnamon... Bitches love cinnamon.
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Are you a homosexual?

Was it not obvious?

Sup with the vague-but-obvious Facebook statuses?

I'm a teenage girl, it's what I do.
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