FOR OUR LIIIIIVES TO BE OVEEER.
Surtr. He's dead now, but fuck you.
Ooh, intriguing. Let me add this to the many mysteries of my life. Like sex, and portion control.
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T COME TO GET ME YET.
No. :'c Unless you consider lifting a slice of pizza to my face.
Hate is more convenient.
BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW YOU, YOU WEIRDO. Juuust kidding, it's also possibly because I have no interest in talking to you, but you're anonymous so who knows.
No
I don't trust them.
Awww shit nigga, it's onnnn.
Left is always better than right, if you must choose one. Then pierce your bellybutton, as well as your hips, then get a chain connecting them all, forming a pentagram. Take my advice.
I bathe in virgin blood. OH FAWK YES.
That depends on what you poked me with.
I certainly am. I don't actually know what I'd do with one if I ever caught it.
Oh fuck yeah.
IT.
WAT IS LUV?!
BB DNT HERT ME.
DNT HERT ME.
NO MOAR.
My mommy, duh.
Then my big brother.
THE KINDA LOVE WITHOUT A GLOVE.
Okay.
Enough to kill a small carrot.
I feel fantastic - Jonathan Coulton
I like to wake up when I'm good and ready.
It all depends on what tone I'm trying to set. If I want them to fall in love, I use lavender, but if I just want rough sex, I go with cinnamon... Bitches love cinnamon.
Was it not obvious?
I'm a teenage girl, it's what I do.