I'm not a hipster, and I don't try to act like one... Geez, what's with all the negative questions?
What school do u go to
The school of none of your fucking business.
Did u ever date sumone
No. Not at all.
City or countryside? What do you prefer?
City. I love the hustle and bustle.
the most attractive person you've ever met?
Not my reflection.
WHY ARE YOU SOOOOOO ANNOYING OMFG. I CAN'T STAND YOU! LIKE WHY ARE U SO OBNOXIOUS AND ANNOYING?
Hold on. I'm not an obnoxious person, mind you, I'm just energetic. I have a tendancy to act as a performer.I have lots of energy at times, and it may come across as obnoxiousness, but in reality, it's not. I'm very frank with myself, mind you. And as for annoying, I apologize if I have irritated you in the past without knowing. Now go do something more productive than posting bitchy questions on people's ask fms.
First kiss ? Ya or no.?
Nope. I'm a kiss virgin. IT'S BECAUSE IM LOUD AND WEIRD AND THAT'S A BONNER KILLER SPPARENTLY.
A secret night club? well you know what? we have a secret night club too. YAH you have to show your face at the entrance and if you have a nose bridge you can't go inside HA
Can you drink awesome mojitos with nic cage and Morgan freeman, while eating a bowl of Reese puff, watching Andy samberg repedetly butt tazering snooki at said club? I think not.
Do you have a dog?
Yes and it has a vendetta against vacuum cleaners.
Are nose bridges an important part of life?
Yes Angela. They are. Us human beings with nose bridges live approximately 10 minutes longer than those without, and have access to a night club that's a secret to those without the sacred nose bridge. Did I answer your question?
GREAT. MEET ME BY THE CORNER OF THE SCHOOL. COME ALONE.
I'LL BRING THE CRACK/ COOKIES
Thoughts on your freckled asian giirrrrll?
BANANA
WE HAD A DEAL AND YOU PROMISED ME THE COOKIES. DON'T BE CHEAP NOW.
FINE. THIS IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A DRUG DEAL NOW.