What is your favorite piece of clothing?

Socks, because they love me
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go wiggle your tentacles somewhere else squid!

Greg Arcuri
I will wiggle my tentacles all over ur face if u don't watch what u say to me, stupid punk skunk nothing lump
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Just 2 let u know, my first daddy knew a guy who's sons wife's dog's grandpa's first owner's husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd cousin's mama's dad's football coach's disappointing son's friend's brother's karate sensei that knew kungfu and had a Portuguese Boa Constrictor! I can call him up hater!

Greg Arcuri
I don't believe u

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Why you hatin on my glass eye? Why you hatin on my Portuguese Boa Constrictor? Why you be hatin on Spongebob? U knows I hatin on ur rachet gorilla muffins...

Greg Arcuri
Sorry man I guess we don't have the same interests but when I say this i mean it DONT U GO TALKING TRASH ABOUT ME RATCHET GORRILLA MUFFINS OR ILL HANG U FROM A TELEPHONE POLE IN RUSSIA SO THEY WILL THROW UR BODY INTO A NUCLEAR POND AND UR BODY WILL NEVER BE FOUND AND UR FAMILY WONT EVEN CARE

Hugs or Kisses?

Kisses I've kissed so many people it's crazy

A+++ u break the scale

zack schuele
It's what all the guys tell me ;)

Kiss duhh ;)

zack schuele
Yes yes yes yes yes yes

How many children do you have in your basement? Not counting the ones you and Brian stole from me...

Greg Arcuri
407
Including the ones we stole 47,562
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Truth is i dont really know you but you seem so nice! we should talk some time!

Emily hill
Thx haha and yah we should
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How long does love live?

Eternity and forever. ;);););$;(;););):):):):););)(;););$;$::::)))))))) YAHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

truth is i dont really know you but you seem really nice and funny and ya thats about it haha

Thx haha

My grandpa said I was gonna learn what it feels like to be destroyed tonight... What does that mean?

Greg Arcuri
U know your children u keep from the back market.....it's what u do to them sometimes

If a clown in a rusty old van asked you to get in the van because he had free candy, would you go into the van? Or scream: STRANGER DANGER! STRANGER DANGER! YOU'RE NOT SAFE!

Greg Arcuri
I would do what anyone else would do. Ask to see the candy first and if he says it's on the back u go in because u can always trust a clown

How many times a day do you look at yourself in the mirror?

Whenever I go into the bathroom

Take me to yo muder... I'll make her fell like buder

Greg Arcuri
Ok if u insist but she can be viscous so watch your fingers

If I was a Morrocan/Canadian condom-maker, I'd hate you. - Anonymous

Greg Arcuri
I don't get it is it cause I am like 60 inches

Intercourse with animals that are dressed as humans is normal right?

Greg Arcuri
Yah I do it all the time.....at least I think it's normal they r the only ones that like me

Where do you think Santa Claus is from?

Uhhh uhhh uhhh the east pole

Is your body the wonderland? Or is mine?

Greg Arcuri
Urs, it makes me melt, your body...wow

What do you think will be the most popular electronic gadget given as a gift this year?

Jesus in a box
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When that hobo in the woods amputated your legs, did you have to eat your severed legs to survive that harsh winter? And did you have to use your leg bones to fend off the wolves?

Greg Arcuri
Uhh yah I did but then I found a friendly husky and he killed all the wolves for me and then I ate them over the fire I made with bark and a lighter I conviniently found

Did your unborn fetus feel the knife as I slid it into your uterus?

Greg Arcuri
Yah it isn't even completely dead yet

At what tine did you realize you weren't coming out of the coma?

Greg Arcuri
Right now I didn't know I wasn't coming out u jerk I guess u pulled the plug
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Mary's mother had 4 children. Their names were: April, May, June, what is the fourth child's name?

Greg Arcuri
Mary

Do u like it when midgets lick ur testicles upside down while eating a burger with extra cheese

Greg Arcuri
Yah and when the cheese transfers from their tongue to my testicle it's heaven

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