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Kate Murphy

HO of an actual buzzard? :D

Kerri Taylor
Let me tell you something about a buzzard. We were best friends in the wild. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the, I started going to the meerkats who were totally gorgeous but then they moved to, and Buz was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would lock it away to , it'd be like, "CAWWWWWWW?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-meerkat zoo party, I was like, "Buzz, I can't invite you, because I think you're a bird of prey." I mean I couldn't have a bird of prey at my party. There were gonna be meerkats there in their *fur*. I mean, right? It was a BIRD OF PREY. So then its trainer called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then it dropped of its perch because no one would visit it, and it came back in the fall for this exhibit, all of its feathers were cut off and it was totally weird, and now I guess it's deadly.
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