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Right this isn't a question but it's fucking annoying, stop asking Buzzard questions, it was funny the first couple of times but it's dead now, Nixon and Berry would yous fuck off, you killed the joke

Cheers person who I'm gonna guess is Jay

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HO of an actual buzzard? :D

Kerri Taylor
Let me tell you something about a buzzard. We were best friends in the wild. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in the, I started going to the meerkats who were totally gorgeous but then they moved to, and Buz was like, weirdly jealous of them. Like, if I would lock it away to , it'd be like, "CAWWWWWWW?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-meerkat zoo party, I was like, "Buzz, I can't invite you, because I think you're a bird of prey." I mean I couldn't have a bird of prey at my party. There were gonna be meerkats there in their *fur*. I mean, right? It was a BIRD OF PREY. So then its trainer called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then it dropped of its perch because no one would visit it, and it came back in the fall for this exhibit, all of its feathers were cut off and it was totally weird, and now I guess it's deadly.

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Jay, 'the buzzard', pinion

I was unaware of this. That's just plain odd. Other than that, he's decent enough, in F but I don't actually talk to him. HO of an actual buzzard would probably have been easier.

Do you think people are basically bad or basically good?

I think we are blank canvases which other people paint however as black or as white as they choose. We are shaped by circumstance, not inbuilt nature. No one is good all the time, or bad all the time, but it is dependent on those around us to shape us to into either "bad" or "good". That's my opinion, anyway.
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If you had $5 left in your pocket what would you spend it on?

Fuck all. What can you but for £3.20? Fuck all.

What are the things you want to avoid in a relationship?

Swag bbz. Wen sum1 has 2 much swag I cn't handel it. Swag 4 lyf (but nt 2 much)

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