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Why do you go to the toilet so often? And don't say to do your hair or to actually pee, because no one else seems to need to urinate half as much as you do.

I have a portal to the Nether in the last stall on the left hand side of the atrium bathrooms. I am not afraid to tell you this, because it's password protected.

but why are you always in them? make up ya

Ja. Also, I have the attention span of a gnat and most of the time, I actually can't stand sitting in those classrooms.

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on a scale of 1 to 100, what percentage of your day do you spend in the toilet?

Dude, I live in the bathrooms. Not in the toilet that would be weird. And cramped. And unhygienic.

What is your favorite board game?

Eh heh heh. Monopoly. Not that anyone actually wants to play with me. You can ask Suzanne why.

What would someone have to do to make you dislike them immediately?

People who say shit like "OMG BABES SO SOZ I COULDN'T REPLY. MY BLACKBERRY DIED AND DADDY HAD TO REPLACE IT WITH AN IPHONE." or "WASSUPBLADYAGE ME? IT'SBEENLONGTIMEBRO.HOWFINGSFURYOU?" really really loudly.

If you had to give someone lessons, what skill would you teach?

Satanism, because Satanism is a skill.

What would you do if you meet an alien?

Probably be like "Dude as long as you don't impregnate me and have your spawn spontaneously emerge from my stomach at random points then welcome to earth! Warning: side effects include IQ lowering and crippling stupidity."

Would you like to go on a date with someone you meet on the Internet?

Eh nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono.
Sorry to all the people who will so obviously be disappointed by this.

Would you rather live in the mountains, or by the sea?

By the sea Mr. Todd, that's the life I covet. You and me, Mr. T, oh I know you'd love it.

If you could only eat one food, and nothing else, for three days in a row, what would it be?

The chicken thing with the sauce from Friar Tucks.

Name 3 book series you love?

1) A Series Of Unfortunate Events (asdfghjkl best series ever), Lemony Snicket
2) Skinjacker trilogy, Neal Shusterman
3) Choas Walking, Patrick Ness

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