Thin privilege is not purposely breaking your own wrist (with a hammer) to avoid having to deal with the public humiliation of being fat while swimming in gym class in high school.
I can think of several more efficient ways to get out of gym class
Thin privilege is…
…the joy of being carried over the threshold by your new spouse.
Why the fuck would to send that to me I'm already a pro
What is your favorite way of wasting time?
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Can you write a letter to the person you like, and if you don't like anyone (which I know you do), than to your best friend?
Dear person I like, I wish things were different. I wish you didn't live so far away. I wish you weren't too good for me. I hate that we've never met and I've only ever seen your face on a screen. I hate that the only conversations I'll ever have with you are in a magazine. I hate that if we dated you would be arrested because you're 22 years older than me. I love the way you turn your coat collar up so you look cool. Sincerely, me
What is the most played song in your music library?
Party in the USA
What was the last song you heard?
Smooth -Santana
If dogs never existed, which animal would take its place as Man's Best Friend?
An octopus possessed
If you could live anyone's life for a day, who would it be?
Emilia Clarke. Not only does she play the most bad ass female character and she's on broadway but she's also drop dead gorgeous and just
If you had a boat, what would you name it?
I do have a boat, but I feel like my parents wouldn't let me name it Destiel
Which celebrities do you suspect are really aliens walking amongst us?
Definitely Matt Smith no doubt about it
You’ve just had your yearly physical. Your doctor produces a report and hands you. Everything seems to be normal. But then you focus on a bolded highlighted area. Cholesterol…HDL…LOW. “Oh”, you think to yourself, “That’s good. Right?” Cholesterol levels must always be low, right? WRONG!
I don't know know whats that say about you, but I know that you are all that you want them to say about you