Can you write a letter to the person you like, and if you don't like anyone (which I know you do), than to your best friend?
Dear person I like, I wish things were different. I wish you didn't live so far away. I wish you weren't too good for me. I hate that we've never met and I've only ever seen your face on a screen. I hate that the only conversations I'll ever have with you are in a magazine. I hate that if we dated you would be arrested because you're 22 years older than me. I love the way you turn your coat collar up so you look cool. Sincerely, me
I'm attractive enough to entice everyone whom I don't want to date and unattractive enough to repel every acceptable. I have no life outside of books tv shows and movies. P. S. I'm the real