are there any policy which accepts lifetime assurance for a car?

This guy is ducking g hallatious

till death do us part yea death has does us part-.-

Caitlin W
I don't know what that's say about you... but I know, that you are all that you want them to say about you
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gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.(Dis is so sad btw mak U cry.) she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.." da gurl cryed N ran accross da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. she got hit bi a car. she was ded. he whispered "i ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever...."

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Olives are evil. Evil olive is a palindrome where is your god now

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The city. I hate small town and rural areas

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I’ve always hated peanut butter. Every since I was a young octopus, the spread has given me waking nightmares. ‘The Devil’s Nectar’ as I like to call it. I remember being young, and making the decision to try peanut butter for the first time. I didn’t have an allergic reaction, as I had hoped, but instead, the thick mixture made me run silently from the room (I would have screamed, but the peanut butter stuck my tongue to the roof of my mouth).
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Would you clone yourself if you could?

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are u male or femals

I already said I'm a fucking octopus I don't fuckin confine to your narrow minded labels
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Yeah I have like 8 I think give or take 2

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I think it's a great idea honestly. It's so reassuring knowing that if your car gets damaged the insurance company will pay for repairs. I think it's very logical, if a bit pessimistic.

where did u find ur name under a tree if i'm right kiss me tomorrow ok

I'm not sure if punctuation would make this easier to understand or what

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Hells yeah Benedict is fab
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have u ever had a boyffriend

Nope

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Ravenclaw

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Yes I am watching it right now

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Left hahaha so unique

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It just does

i hear you're welcome to being oiled up in hot tubs

Sorry, no. I'm a very unlubed person
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What is the best deal you can offer me on car insurance? Can you bundle my home and auto?

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only if you give me your firstborn

How do you genius? How do you face? How do hilarious?? atatatatatatata

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Thoughts on Sarah? ;) #yolo

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sarah tooley
how do i even begin to explain sarah tooley
i hear her hair is insured for ten thousand dollars
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