Can you sing?

PSHH no my voice cant hit the high notes

YO I really like talking to you :3

THEN MESSAGE ME NOT STALK MY ASK

Yes! Well.... No. :L Couldn't. SOMETHING WASN'T LETTING ME PLAY! Gosh am I jealous...

oh injury rite

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Congrats on making the badminton team! I'm so jealous of you! :>

ty LOL did u even go tryout anon?

no u do ur mom

no das not good be nicer

u motherfucker

no i prefer younger ladies

great job making the badminton rooster

pshhhh LOL rooster why not penguin...

How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

30 mins

you're nice and obssessed with apple juice omg

chel-see
Das not true at all what is this apple juice u speak of
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What do u look for in a girl, or female penguin, as you would say..

personality or friendliness

Because I'm like the only one who calls you Kenya.

EXACTLY

Kathleen? Kaylene? Katherine? Kaynine?

how wud ik btw ik ur william

Yoyo, Kenya. Do you still remember the name of the girl who liked Derrick and gave you a letter? A girl currently in grade seven?

loool ummm i think it was kay something im not sure why?

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

but ur dead..

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�

......no

Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.

idk who that is

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

there is no tunnel of love

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

not really

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.

das a stupid reply so if u get hid in the head u just sit there and say thank u

I missed your Delicious Delightful Dainty Dick Darling.

..........

Every girl knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks, 'So when we gonna chill?'

nop thats not annoying

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

describe people like me

The 'I'm a lesbian!' outburst when a guy won't leave you alone...

im not a girl i wudnt know

When you see me put my earphones in, it means to stop talking, not to start. LOL

LOL

To all my haters, I realize you only have one advantage over me...you can kiss my ass and I cant!

bro idc i just care about my probs

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