Make your twitter DMS open to everyone please?


What's your kik?

You can just DM me

If you were a bird, where would you fly?

I would poop on cars for revenge

What's the most interesting object in your room?

The wall

What’s wrong with the world?

They don't use logic

What famous person would you like to meet?

Tea session with Einstein

If dogs never existed, which animal would take its place as Man's Best Friend?


If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?

Snitch and laugh

What do you put on your pizza?

Extra jalapeños

When the electricity goes out in your home, what’s the first thing you miss?

Electrical current

Do you really believe people evolved from apes?

This wasn't even Darwin's theory

How do you spend most of your time on the Internet?

Either playing or reading

Would you ever pick up a hitchhiker?

If he's fun and looks hipster

Do you think you could survive as a cave person?

With wifi, yes.

You're so funny baby marry me

Not into hoes

What’s the one book you think everyone should read?

The Biography of Awesome Khalifa

Hey baby K

I'm Johnson, not baby Creed.

How do you like to start your morning?

cheese toast and cereal :)

What do you feel like doing?


Can we like get to know each other? I'm really interested in you


I have a crush on you.

اوك و بعدين؟

Are you going to post articles today?

Hopefully yes

I really like the fact that you share useful articles! Twitter needs more of this. Keep it up K!

Thank you 🙏 glad someone is actually reading 😂

If you had lots of money what would you do with it?

Start a company in technology and consulting 🙏

If you could eliminate any word from the dictionary, meaning no one can ever use it again, what word would you choose?



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About Khalifa Almuhairi:

AUS Alumnus

Dubai - UAE