I would return the music industry back to it's prime, the 1970s.
Work in the present to shape your future so you can fondly look at the past. That probably doesn't make sense, it's like 2am and my brain is at half mast
Bill Nye, he has a stockpile of wicked as fuck bowties. So much so that i want to get to know him just so that I can inherit them all when he dies
Wind climbing and rocksurfing
"You can take my land, you can take my bitches, but you can't take my Scotland. Braveheart #420blazeitfaggot" -Evan Murphy
No, instead they should offer beatings for shitty scores
Recommend something nice to read:
"You can be anything you want to be" How convenient that they left out that I can't be a tractor, the lying bastards
A spider and a man. I would call it.. Arachnid Guy
When you know for a fact that somebody has no idea what they're talking about but they continue to argue anyways.
Literally every action and thought that's ever occurred to me and everyone else in history
Hey, does this rag smell funny to you?
Aw thanks, you're too kind. And it was fun doing Elizabethan Star Wars with you too btw, even though we didn't end up getting to paint you gold
Let's look at this happy goat instead
Whenever you're feeling down, just remember that you're always one day closer to your next bowl of Nachos
As long as they're down to veg out on the couch and listen to Pink Floyd Vinyls then I'm down
When I see a dope shirt or pair of pants at Flatspot of buy the shit out of them immediately
The 8th graders that scream in the mcdonalds parking lot
Not even a little bit
oh god i can think up a list.. The slinky, the pool noodle, and megabloks. I mean seriously, who the fuck wants megabloks? Get your kid some normal goddamn lego and stop ruining their lives
I'm the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So you'll hunt me. Because I can take it. Because I'm not your hero. I'm a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Dark Knight.