What is the most ridiculous place for a first date?

The Bondage Basement in my house

Do you like your name?

I guess so because i can't really think of anything else that i would be named

What would you do if your son was at home Cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor? Cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him Is to sleep with a man For a little bit of money and his daddy's gone Somewhere smokin' rock now In and out of lockdown

.... I got nothin.

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Where do you see yourself five years from now?

at 21 years of age

poop

exactly what i was thinking
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which ones Pink?

And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it riding the gravy train.

Do you beleive in life after love?

Kevin Lowe
I can hear something inside me say, "I really don't think you're strong enough" ohhh
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If you were a road sign, what would you say?

What talent do you wish you'd been born with?

Being born with a photographic memory would be awesome

What is one thing that many people don't know about you?

I spit rhymes like a lazy Susan,
And i'm innocent, until my guilt is proven.
peace, represent sunnyvale, straight the fuck up

How are you "getting the fun"?

I don't know what this means.

What do you prefer: walking or riding a bike?

depends on the distance

Would you rather get a computer virus or the flu?

That's a stupid question. my computer doesn't mean that much to me. Plus it's not very hard to get rid of a virus

What great quote would you like to share?

"you know, Ricky grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint. And then he turned into a shit-bonfire and then driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm. If I get to be married to Barb i'll have total control of Sunnyvale, and then I can unleash a shitnami tidal wave that'll engulf Ricky and extinguish his shit-flames forever. And with any luck, he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shit-waves." - Jim Lahey

How would you like to die?

old

What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?

logmein hamachi

On a scale of 1-10 how honest are you?

10/10, but how can you tell if i'm being honest or not? It would probably be a more honest answer to say 1/10

What is your favorite animal?

Cougars, those things are fucking crazy

What vegetable do you hate?

All of them. The wheelchair is the hardest part to eat

What is the craziest thing you have ever done for money?

i once took a shot of mustard for a Junior Chicken, does that count?

Which gossip is there about you?

I don't know. That's kind of the whole concept of it

What is better than chocolate?

I already answered something like this. Sex, drugs, and alcohol

Are you good at drawing?

I'm terrible at drawing anything except stick figures killing each other in various comedic ways

pink floyd sucks, weirdie.

Are you being a hater?

If there is one thing that you could change about the past, what would that be?

I'd kill the guy who killed Hitler. See what i did there?

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