My Econ teacher. At night he works as a teacher at a prison and everytime someone makes a joke he asks if they want to end up in his late night classes...
See, you can't even come up with an intelligent comeback, a monkey that had a railroad spike nailed into its temple could think of one, damn airhead, I pity your future boyfriends, because honestly no one would marry you
What did I ever do to you? Lol
What is missing in your life that would make you very happy?
nose rings at hot topic, the guy that worked there saw that i didnt have enough money for everything when i went to the counter and he was all like "nawww dont put em back, i'll help ya out" he was niceee <3