How did you celebrate New Year's Eve?
jerkin' it
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What is something you wish you were better at?
fucking-OH WAIT NEVER MIND I'M THE BEST
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Who is the funniest person you know?
this is a fucking stupid question because it's me
I AM THE STAR
ITS ME
I AM THE STAR
ITS ME
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What are you looking forward to in the new year?
jerkin' it
What do you usually forget?
How to give a shit
What fruit do you eat the most often?
I FUCKING LOVE FRUIT
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that being said i don't eat it often
i like green apples
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that being said i don't eat it often
i like green apples
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What's your favorite smell?
It's a tie between new books, old books, and leather. Fresh cut grass and rain are up there, too.
Is there any person you are afraid of?
Not really. People are just people, and I don't think that any of them, no matter how intimidating or imposing, are worth being afraid of.
If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say?
Don't Like The Band? Don't Wear The Shirt! It's so infuriating when you see some fucking sheltered white girl wearing a Misfits or Nirvana shirt, and then you ask them what their favorite song by them is, and they either say "I don't know what that band is, teehee" or they answer with the most well-known song by them. No Nirvana fan's favorite song is Smells Like Teen Spirit, I fucking guarantee. LISTEN TO THE BAND IF YOU WEAR THEIR SHIRT, YOU USELESS FUCKBAGS.
Are you the type of person with lots of friends or just a few close ones?
I have a few close friends, but I'm really uptight about the definition of "friend". I consider everyone a stranger until we start talking, and then they're an acquaintance. Then, if we've known each other for at least a year, we like the same things, and if we've either hung out, or you seem like the kind of person that i would want to hang out with, then i consider us friends.
What is your favorite type of sushi?
I really like anything with cream cheese, but i'm also a sucker for salmon skin, seaweed salad, and yellowtail. I fucking love sushi. <3
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Taylor McMahan
What can you do to make this world a better place?
You can start by not being a fucking asshole, which most people are not very good at.
Who was the last person you kissed?
HAHAHA
jesus, man
you're on fire tonight with the jokes and such
jesus, man
you're on fire tonight with the jokes and such
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How often do you go to parties?
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OH MAN
YOU ARE THE JOKE MASTER
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YOU ARE THE JOKE MASTER
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Which gossip is there about you?
that i have a big dick
i don't have any comments on this, i'll let you find out for yourselves
i don't have any comments on this, i'll let you find out for yourselves
What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Sword Art Online, I think.
would you kiss her, i mean if you guys are already cuddling...
hell yes. but not on the mouth at first, like, starting with the neck and then like if she likes it, then i can like, move up and then we can start, like, making out or whatever
i mean, it's whatever, y'know
i mean, it's whatever, y'know
Who's your favorite actor?
Michael Fucking Cera <3
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first date bedroom plans?
uh, i don't know, like, maybe cuddling and we can watch some anime or something. fuck man, i don't know.
Ayeee lmao atta boy!
yeeeeeeeeee
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if ya found weed, would ya smoke da dope or toss it
I would turn it into the police in the hopes that they would disp-AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA JUST FUCKING KIDDING
I WOULD SMOKE THAT SHIT LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE
I WOULD SMOKE THAT SHIT LIKE IT'S GOING OUT OF STYLE
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u jelly u so u so u so u u u jelly ya ya u a ua ua jelly jelly fish!!!!!!!~~~!!!
Gesundheit
but what if you didn't realize she was until like a month or so later?
Well then, I would have to talk to her and see if she would change her ways, and if she wouldn't, that wouldn't necessarily be the end of it, but we most likely would grow apart in time.
if your girlfriend was a really attractive but HIGHLY narrow-minded scally wag and she asked to marry, what would you say?
if she was a narrow-minded scallywag i wouldn't be dating her
what if the girl you loved turned out to have a penis, would you still love her?
well then she'd be a boy, but if i was in love with shim i would still love them
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