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Can you recommend anything to read?

You're in for it now Ask. Fm. Right, the Harry Potter novels, the Chocolat trilogy, the Hunger Games, Rebecca, We Need To Talk About Kevin, and finally, To Kill A Mockingbird

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Who are your enemies?

Aslan and all those who support him, the sons of Adam and the daughters of Eve. Also, prisoner 24601 and the Order of the Phoenix
Liked by: Ben Macready

Do you like watching musicals?

OMG YES. I LOVE MUSICALS. MY TOP FIVE INCLUDE CHICAGO, CABARET, PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, LES MIZ AND BLOOD BROTHERS.
Liked by: Ben Macready

What's one of your favorite 'little things' to enjoy in life?

Well, let us first ponder the nature of a "little thing". Is it a bad song by 1Direction? Is it a Hobbit? A house elf? A small male genital? Or is it something that soothes us? Calms and relaxes us so, for a moment, we forget about our woes? And, if it is (as I suspect) the latter I would say: chocolate, cake, chocolate cake, theatre, a good song, a warm day, a nice chat with a friend, a brilliant novel or just feeling complete. - Professor Lewis May of May's School of Crappy Philosophy.
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If you could invent a holiday what would it be?

The sacred month long celebration of Lewismas, in which people do all manner of things me related in praise of my glorious me-ness. And at the end of the week I hold a peasant lynching featuring pheasant hunting which is concluded by the Lewismas banquet in which gifts are presented to me as tribute by world leaders who then mingle with celebrities before we all seat ourselves for the banquet.
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What things do you love?

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things;)
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Do you have posters on your wall?

5 Harry Potter ones, a poster from Chicago the Musical, a Hunger Games poster, a now panic and freak out one and a Phantom of the Opera one

Who would you like to be?

At times I wish I was some famous, handsome actor with lots of money. Then I remember that I am Lewis May: practically perfect in every way.

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