As an experienced practitioner of yoga, believe me, the older ladies love a bit of me stretching my extremities. In fact I used to feel like a lone antelope in a herd of mature lionesses, sharpening their teeth to pounce. I'm talking crap, do you want me to leave you alone now? Would be wise.

I can imagine. So in Gym you get hit on by males.. and in Yoga you get hit on by over aged women.. can you ever Win? haha carry on.. it's entertaining..

That is correct. In truth, it has happened more than with ladies. We are talking well into double figures. I dunno what it is, and it usually happens in gyms, but I'm a man magnet. :-(. I am straight.

do not despair... Most homos go to the Gym... so ya know... its the norm. no offence. Don't worry we shall start yoga and you shall be pulling the ladays :D

I'm never far away - always have facebook open when I'm writing music, so I'm ready to quickly flatten the nearest scrote that really grinds my gears. That sounds gay. OK here's a question. Looking at me, and knowing what you know about me, how many times do you reckon I've been asked out by a dude?

Uhmm... more than you feel comfortable with... ?

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Cool, you are welcome to your seat among our kind. You know who this is. Any further crap, send this person my home address, mobile number, anything so they can visit me. Male or female, I want to see if their 'internet bravery' stands up in person - when faced with your guardian angel.

course I know who this is... thank you guardian.. You have pulled through for me, once again. Only this time I have not given your shirt a make over with mascara and eye liner hahaha ;D xx

You suck chickendick you ginger haired midget

hey der Liam... you skinny, horse faced fuck.. Go buy some lady trousers.... :D
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Are there seriously people out there that have nothing better to do than BS around with other people on Christmas day? I mean who is this lifeless queef, seriously? Merry Christmas ballbag, now get off my screen! Not you Lill, we all love Lill.

Do not despair gracious bringer of righteousness for the idiot of whom you speak.. Is too much of an idiot to know that in their desperate act of stupidity in which they hope to sadden my spirit, they have, instead, brought me the greatest gift of all.. laughter. and the knowing that I can take my rightful seat amongst those who sit above the rabble... And thank you.. <3 :D

you did shag ben he told me:L

*sigh I'm not even gonna try. You are too much of an idiot....

Wouldn't say weeks ;)

Omfg.. this is hilarious. Alright, whatever you say love. You obviously know my life better than i do...

On a scale of 1-10 how honest are you?

8. Depends. If i dislike my mams cooking ill tell her. But If someone got me a gift that i hated or they werebpproud of something I thought was terrible I'd lie to them about it to not hurt they're feelings.

Lies the last thing you got for free was bens dick

Why has someone got this weird obsession with me and Ben? I haven't spoken to him for weeks. Or seen him since mardi gras? Please, you are embarrassing yourself...

hartwell dummy and yes, yes you did

LOLOLOLOL. I went out with Ben for a few weeks in 2010. I was 13. I'd only recently kissed someone when i sstarted seeing him. Yet alone sex... Get your facts right darling ;D

What was the last thing you got for free?

Pajamas

You shagged ben haha

Ben? Who's ben? I think you'll find you are incorrect...

Ignore the anons, they're just stupid and know nothing:-) xx

Jenny Meek
Thanks Jenny, I was thinking the exact same thing.. I'm just too Damn sexy for some people to handle.
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Have you ever kicked or kneed a guy in the balls? if so why? Any stories?

I don't think I ever have on purpose... Mostly accidentally..

PURPLE SLAG

Cool story bro.. but I'm ginger now which makes the validity of your point expired.

http://inciswf.com/1332235315120.swf :)

Nice try... But I know this website url...

Love the colour of you hair:) x

Haha thanks... I should re New the photo I'm ginger now haha

How do you prefer to be awakened up in the morning?

*woken up in or awakened in.. not awakened up in...
Aand with the cranberries slowly getting louder..

How will you celebrate the end of the world?

With my family...

If you had 24 hours to spend anyway you wanted, and money wasn't a concern, what would you do?

I can't answer that question, there's so much I would like too
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What do you value the most in your life?

My family..

What's the worst nightmare you've ever had?

One where I pierced my lip and my dad started chasing me trying to rip it out and decapitated my two brothers with a beetlejuice style hammer, in which their heads exploded revealing a pile of confetti...
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Where is the scarcest place you have ever traveled to?

Cyprus... hhaha

1.Suck or fuck? 2.Fast or slow? 3.Condom or bareback? 4.Lights on or off? 5.Bra size? 6.Favorite type of underwear? 7.Describe your bra and underwear? 8.Loud or quiet? 9.Ever tried anal? 10.Ever watched porn? 11.Do you masturbate

Don't know If I should answer these... a little perverted.

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