Why being a guy is NOT fun! No you don't... You have to deal with: Random boners Hiding boners Getting boners in class Be good at sports Having balls Getting hit in the balls Sitting down and your balls hit the chair first Cutting your hair often Can't cry Less acceptance of style Having to not stare at cleavage Having one arm stronger then the other (lol) Spending money on girls Girls Listening to girls Figuring girls out Dealing with their bi polar ness Can't hit on more than one girl Dealing with girls on their period Dealing with pregnant girls Simple minded Getting along with girls friends Waiting for girls Not coming off as a perv Having to poop daily Pretend that we like football Dealing with girls that want "equal rights" Prostate exams Paying for dinner Older and younger sisters Getting sleep when COD and GTA V Proposing Making first moves Peeing in a urinal when someone else picks the one right next to you Thinking Not watching the guy in a porno Can't compliment a guy without coming of as gay Nut shot wars Patchy beards Awkward hair cuts Fear of hitting nuts Can't admit to being cold Giving girls sweaters when your cold Going in for a kiss and getting cheek Explaining to girls "Bros before hoes" Morning wood No boobs to play with Building things Fixing cars Fixing everything Sore arm from fapping Finding right porno Clearing history daily Were self conscious about size Having to know about guns Wearing condoms The fear of being bitten when receiving head Tucking wee wee in when wearing jeans Can't wear pink Pulling out Eating girls out (when they smell like fish) Remembering birthdays Remembering anniversaries The fact that we can never be Harry potter Or SpiderMan Or batman No super powers in general Hearing girls talk about: Channing Tatum Justin Bieber Austin Mahon Harry Styles One direction Why they hate other girls for their looks Telling girls they're pretty when they're not Can only be attractive if they have "swag" Deciding to go on date or play GTA Staying up until gf falls asleep Uncomfortable boxers Can't take selfies Protecting girls from scary burglars Getting dick stuck in zipper Belts Shoe lace belts Switching tabs when mom walks in Introducing gf to parents Girls(again) Being obsessed with bacon Everything has to be a competition Fitting in Pretending you know what sport fans are talking about Being rejected Girls asking if they're fat Girls thinkin you're lying Girls that don't believe you Gaining girls trust Girls who give hints Finding out what they mean Finding out what she wants for xmas Not being able to date exes friends Having a penis in general. Peeing while standing Shivering while peeing Coughing while peeing Farting while peeing Missing the toilet Lifting the seat up Forgetting to put the seat down Getting yelled at for reason above^ Getting yelled at by girls for anything Going from 1st base to 2nd base 2nd to 3rd No one to cuddle with HAVING A FUCKING PENIS HANGING OUT OF YOUR BODY AND ITS THE MOS
This: (It is the first letter of your first name btw) Like & I'll Do Whatever Your Name Starts With... A: A word about your display. B: First Impression C: Rate D: Dare E: Best Feature F: We Should... G: Tbh H: I wish we were/could be ____ I: cuteness rating. J: date/diss K: I'll Like 5 if your answers L: one question. M: swag rate N: Would I ask you out? O: Would i get a crush on you? P: Do I want to know you better? Q: How Old Do You Look? R: would i marry you? S: Cute or not? T: Me + You = _____ U: Random pickup line V: First Thing I Would Do If I Saw You W: compliment X: Kiss Or Miss? Y: bio rate Z: Follow
A mix of everything tbh. Arctic Monkeys Fall Out Boy Eminem Imagine Dragons OneRepublic Linkin Park Panic! At The Disco The Script Ke$ha Pitbull Rihanna Foster The People Days Difference Nickelback Gotye Luke Bryan Jason Aldean Miranda Lambert Pierce The Veil Black Veil Brides Slipknot Paramore Green Day That's mostly it. If you like any of those then we should probably get married or have sex, or both ;o
Dare: 1) like 50 of my answers . 2) Change your name to 'Im gay and i know it for 2 days or 3) Post a selfie that should get 100 likes within 24 hours ( If it doesnt you have to choose option 1 or 2 again)
I will do number 3, but You will most likely get 50 likes in 24 hours :)