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How could someone court you?

Just be my friend first. Its important to have a good foundation before jumping into anything!

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If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

What wouldn't i buy is the better question.

Would you say being single is a good thing?

Being independently happy is a wonderful thing. But so is sharing happiness with that special person. Its good to be single if you need to be single.

That circus midget said, "glrdhxghdjgllubgluggurrglesjkjwsuk!!!" Haha, because his balls are in his own mouth. the end :)

Haha, clever!

I promise to cuddle with you if we make sweet love. And you will enjoy them both, I will not stop until you are satisfied. Then we can cuddle for a few days.

Omg. Sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

So I grab him in the balls and won't you know it? He liked it, so he kissed me again. So I pull out my knife, cut off his balls and put them in his mouth. And you know what he said?

Tell me!

He kissed me on the lips. So I ask him, "why did you kiss me?" And he said, "because we are balls deep" so you know what I do?

I don't know, do tell.
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So there I was, balls deep in a circus midget. And you know what he does?

What does he do, buddy?

Don't apologize for the mess, sometimes I'm to lazy to shave my crotch to.. I mean clean up my room.

Silly auto correct!

Ok, well when you wake up in my basement you will know I wasn't lying.

Then maybe I'll just take your word.

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