If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
What wouldn't i buy is the better question.
would you ever date someone shorter than you?
If i liked them enough, of course!
Where would you like to spend your holiday?
Wherever my family is.
If I'm a duck then what are you?
Celeste.
Would you say being single is a good thing?
Being independently happy is a wonderful thing. But so is sharing happiness with that special person. Its good to be single if you need to be single.
Is that really the sweetest thing anyone has said to you?
Thankfully not!
What are you addicted to?
Porn.
Will you be my frien?
Sure thing buddy.
How do you get your booty so big?
Genetics. I got it from my papa.
That circus midget said, "glrdhxghdjgllubgluggurrglesjkjwsuk!!!" Haha, because his balls are in his own mouth. the end :)
Haha, clever!
I promise to cuddle with you if we make sweet love. And you will enjoy them both, I will not stop until you are satisfied. Then we can cuddle for a few days.
Omg. Sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.
So I grab him in the balls and won't you know it? He liked it, so he kissed me again. So I pull out my knife, cut off his balls and put them in his mouth. And you know what he said?
Tell me!
What are you wearing right now?
Oh, ask.fm you dirty boy (;
He kissed me on the lips. So I ask him, "why did you kiss me?" And he said, "because we are balls deep" so you know what I do?