I'm not gonna lie Celeste, you're a pretty amazing person :)

This is so sweet (: thank you! I wish I knew who you are so I could thank you properly!

I'm a rodeo clown, actually. I deal with all that bull, shit.

Oh ho ho, I'm dealing with a clever fella (:

I heard mouth to mouth is more effective with more use of tongue, I mean *cough*cough* HALP!! I've LAUGHED SO HARD I CAN'T GET UP.

Life alert is on it's way because I've fallen for you and can't get up :3

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So first I was a potential asshole, but now you love me? Do go on (;

Are you calling yourself attractive? (;

You can be the little spoon. Cuddling is the best.

I would have to agree with you there, cowboy (:

BAHAHAHAHA, WAIT... NO!! I'm dying

Quick, let me give you mouth to mouth (;

Do you honestly think all sexy dudes are assholes? I'll admit, a lot of them are cocky bitches that are so full of themselves, but still.

Definitely not, I'm just a smart ass (;
Well, I lack the smart part, so I guess I'm just an ass :3

LOL at dinosaurs

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Not sure what the little spoon is about but I'll let you be the little spoon if you stay, yes :3

For cuddling silly!

How many planets has that ass swallowed up? I could never keep up with Uranus

Hahaha, whoever asked me this, I love you for it.

Do you make people laugh to lighten their day or to kill them through laughing so much that they can't breathe and die?

Oh no .. You're onto me. I guess I have to tell you plenty of jokes to finish you off before you blab to everyone else!

I'm sorry, I don't follow your whole dinosaur thing. I'm guessing it's a joke, most of this is.

It is. It's a position someone used in the orgy. Rumor has it anyways.

What is a Bukkake? Is that a food? It sounds like a kind of cake.

I honestly have no idea, but I'm sure urban dictionary will explain (;

I'll go gay if YOU stay c;

I'll stay if I can be the little spoon.

Awww, you're so sweet :) the reason you never come near me must be because I'm such a sexy dude. But I'm not an asshole. I'm only an asshole to other assholes.

Who is this :3

So.... if I'm invited to an orgy, it's a good thing, right? I sure hope this isn't anything gay.

Just prepare yourself for dinosaurs. There was a pterodactyl spotted at the last one and they're dangerous.
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You're wearing the skin of small tortured children

That outfit cost me a pretty penny.

What’s your motto?

If you're a sexy dude, you're most likely an ass hole, so I'll keep my distance.

One time a fucked a turtle right in the ass. Only I think it was the ass. What end was that....?

Did you take it nice and slow? #turtlepun

I just want you to know, I'm out side, watching you.... Be careful. Very, very careful.

Oh yeah? What am I wearing?

Who is your bestest friend and why?

Tiff, you thirsty for my love.
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Who is your bestest bestest friend? And why

Tiff, you're gay. You know you're my best friend. Only because you're the only person as weird as me doe.:3
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How do you decide what movie to watch?

If the trailer catches my attention, I watch!

It's only gay if you make it gay (;

Well, I'm gay for pay (;

I know I may sound dumb, but what is an orgy?

When four or more people participate in group sex! Pretty sure I know what brought on this question (;

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