For my next trick I need a condom and a volunteer...
lol funny story, in grade nine sex ed class, the teacher asked for a volunteer, and me being the stupid kid I was, instinctively threw up my hand. she calls on me and I go up the front and the teacher pulls out a condom and a wooden dildo that she named "woody". everyone in my class was giggling and I was mortified. I had to show the class how to put on an take off a condom. to make it all better I took it off wrong and some said that I 'just spilled the baby gravy everywhere'. that was the first time I'd ever seen a condom or a dildo, lemme tell you that was the most embarrassing day of my life oml.