My grandma takes me out shopping
Grandma: Hannah, do you need any thongs?
Me(Hannah): GRANDMA!! WHAT?! No way! I don't wear thongs!?
Grandma: what?!....ooooh, I mean flip flops.
Me: omgsh, thank The Lord! I thought you were serious
I was only like 12-13 at this time...so odd. Haha