@MariahMaravelas

John

What does it mean when a bird poops on me?

That every bird everywhere is out to get you. When they poop on you it means that they are practicing for a larger attack.

Latest answers from John

What are you most excited about right now?

Getting to snuggle my babies over Thanksgiving break. Because my nephews are cuter than yours. :)

duh! leave him you nasty hoe

Well if that's the case. FUCK NO!!! I'm not nasty nor am I a hoe. Obviously you're the nasty hoe. Keep it in your pants and stop throwing your cat at my fiancé.

Pics of him in uniform are already blowing up my "spank bank"

Oh what did you do? Get them off of Facebook? Thirsty ass slut.

Can't you just leave him to give me and my friend here a chance

Can't you go screw someone in your spank bank and leave us alone?

I hope you and Michael end soon, I want a chance with that cutie (;

Yeah you can just stick that up your ass. Because he is mine and mine alone.

The problems with you. And all your friends that "most likely want a piece of you" stuff like that. If he wanted you to know then he would have told you

The problems with my friends that no longer exist? Yeah okay.

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