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What are the first things you notice when you meet someone?

There hand when I go to shake it. Because when I was young my step mom made me and my brother rebuild a house that we moved into and do a lot of other stuff and it worked calasks onto my hand and when someone shook my hand the first time they were like damn I can tell you work a lot (not anymore I am lazy as fuck) I asked them how they new and they said my the skin on my hand felt like the bottom of a foot (gross i know) but ever since then I started paying attention to peoples hands when I shake them for some reason.

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If you were to give someone a tour of your hometown, where would you take them first?

To my home town all we have here is Tysons and harps and cow fields fuck this town fuck this state.
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What will the future be like?

According to professor Michio Kaku we are on our way to becoming a type one society in the next 100 years which means we will be able to harness all the energy that the earth has to offer. And that I would say could be a good thing. But the problem witht that is the transition between type 0 to type 1 is one of the most fragile times and we might possibly wipe ourselves out. BUTTT if you are talking about like distant future we will have a possibility of becoming a type two civilization which means we can harness all the energy and mess with stars and such which if this is true type two civilizations are impossible to wipe out we could theoretically survive the end of the universe by just moving to another parallel universe. I have a problem with that though if the universe is everything that ever was is and ever will be than would not another universe be included? So if what he says is true we won't necessarily move to another universe but to another plane of existence altogether like a parallel 3 D universe that is part of a much larger 9 D. But there is a problem with that. The fourth dimension and the 5th dimension is like the 2nd dimension of physical things where as 2 dimensions connects two points in the physical universe the 5th dimension connects two points in the universe but at different times so really its connecting the one point in the universe but in two different times. So in my opinion the future is just a bunch of timey wimey wibbly wobbly stuff.

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You are correct. Now show nips.

Didn't get 10 likes on that looks like I don't need to woot woot I am a fat ass anyways.

10 likes and you post a picture of your nipples?

Dammit see if I ever share my link on talk shit and Neckbeards and friends again. :P But I mean go for it it gives me an excuse to be an attention whore and show off my great body... I am sorry I couldn't finish that without laughing I am a chubby fella and I know it I mean at best I am like not morbidly obese so thats a plus but what ever just like this if you are like wanting to see my nips XD

If you were raped by a pit of snakes.... Its not particularly a question. More of a command. Go get raped by snakes.

Damn are you reading my bucket list or are you just a wizard that was next on it.

How many times did you write those handbook pages on Friday?

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Not even once dude at the end of the day my hand was so fucked up and swollen after the pep rally I had to move my arm to right the letter I had absolutely no control of my fingers other than holding onto the pencil because it was so swollen.
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Is there any person you are afraid of?

Nope the worst someone can do to you when you don't have kids or anyone to lose is kill you and seeing as I am not afraid of dying well I guess I am not afraid of people

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