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Im sad what should i do? ;-;

Tiffany Smith c:
Well I don't know why you are sad. But just be sad. When you are sad that makes you that much more appreciative when you are happy. I mean I know everyone wants to be happy all the time but really if you think about it that is just depressing to never experience novel experiences like sad or pissed. Just appreciate you for being you. I think you are awesome for what its worth and so does Bruce. Well you actually have a lot of people that think you are awesome really. I don't know why you are sad but I am sure it is a good reason. I hope this helped. Sorry I have had a long day. But if you need to talk more just message me and ask for my number or something. On facebook so you can call/text me if you want.
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Can we cuddle up in bed and watch a scary movie together while eating pizza and drinking dr pepper and when I get scared I can curl up and cuddle into you and you can protect me and then after that we can have really kinky sex and then I will make us a bacon sandwich?!

It depends which one of the people on my friends list you are.
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my girlfriend was at my house the other day but she kept feeling my pants and im like "dont touch that pls thats where i pee" but she was like "sex" wat do

There is only one thing to do. Sacrifice her to lord and savoir Morgan Freeman.

imagine you were walking up a flight of stairs and you noticed that a person (maybe someone you don't really like) had been shrunk down really small and was on the on one of the steps what would you do ?

Carry them to the top if that is where they are headed.
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Chick always acts like shes into me She also acts like shes not Shes pretty and nice and everything What do i do

Grab her boob if she doesn't bitch slap you then your green for go.
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ifhedoesn'tmarrymeimgoingtodieokayugh

You better not die. I am going to send you some links to some songs tell me what you think pal. B)
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he reFUSED TO MARRY ME IM GOING TO DIE

Please don't die Tiffany. I would marry you but I mean well its hard to talk about. But don't die please <3
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Can I touch your penis.

Oh hi. I would be more willing to answer this if you weren't on anon but what ever. I am probably going to turn it off for my page so I can avoid these stupid fucking questions.
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I DONT FREAKING KNOW JUST SOME FREAKING AWESOME NECKLACES

The amulet of talos. I am sorry I used to play skyrim alot and thought that would be a cool necklace I mean I wouldn't wear it but still its pretty cool.
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When is the world going to end?

The world wont end. Thats like saying when will your T.V end. I think a better question would be. When will the world be destroyed or when will everyone die.
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1. Favourite video game character? 2. Do you make your bed everyday? 3. What colour underwear are you wearing? 4. Do you think life is fare? 6. What is your most treasured possession? 7. How many people live in your house with you?

1. Answered. 2. When I sleep in it the night before I try. 3 Well what if I said I was wearing PT shorts? 4. Not at all. 6. I don't know even. 7. 2 and 3 dogs.
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8) Do you want to get married someday and possibly have children? 9) Peacocks or turtles? (I don’t know, I’m running out of questions.) 10) Where do you think/hope the world will be in 20 years? 11) What would you do if the internet suddenly disappeared forever?

8). Hell yeah I hate the hole dating bull shit its ridiculous if you never plan on getting married then don't date. Well I don't hate dating persay I just hate what people have turned it into 9). Turtles all the way. 10). I hope it will still be orbiting the earth at 92.96 million miles in the summer and 94.51 million miles in the winter. 11). I would try to facebook it like what the fuck guys anyone else experiencing a complete loss of internet?
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5) Do you ever feel like a plastic bag—no I’m kidding. What superpowers would you have if you were a superhero? 3 max, no saying all the powers. 6) Thoughts on Texas? If you live here, why do you like it or why don’t you? If you don’t live here, what crazy things have you heard about Texans?

5) The power to make what ever powers I want on the fly with no negative consequences. Litaraly any power I want and only be limited by my imagination. 6) Well I think they make fat toast. I heard that Texans are queer beater and haters from family guy.
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1) Worst fear? 2) Favorite video game? 3) What’s your religion (if you have one)? No judgments, just curious. 4) What’s the one thing you wish you could do most if there were no consequences for your actions?

1) I have pretty much gotten over my fears or made them tolerable so none. After all when you are afraid you pay attention better. 2) Pac Man. 3) I am not sure really if I even have a religion. 4) Um tell everyone exactly how I feel about them. Most of it would be good. Its just I am a cheesy centimentle (or how ever you spell it) guy and people might think it is weird.
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Assuming you watch YouTube, who is your favorite YouTuber, and why?

Guy from epic Meal times that dude is freaking awesome I don't know why.
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If you could have any profession in the world, ignoring the size of the paycheck, what would your ideal one be?

I don't know me well enough to answer that. But right now I would say working at the hadron collider at cern

Any scars you’re comfortable talking about?

I have a few. I have two burns on my right arm. One is where I gave myself a smiley and the other is where I burnt a hole through a dollar with a lighter on my arm because someone said it was impossible. I mean I have a few others but I really am going to have to trust someone before I can tell them about those. But I mean for the most part its in the past one area of my life I can't change so I am just going to do my best to get over it.
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5. What anime/film/TV character can you most related to? 6. Do you have a collection of anything? If yes, what is it? 7. What kind of music do you listen to? 8. Do you play a musical instrument? If yes, what? If no, what would you like to play?9. Your favorite shipping or your OTP?

5. Oh most diffidently Chris Hemsworth in looks and aestheticism. 6. Yup. Machetes that I have made over the years. 7. Most every kind. 8. No. I would play the piano violin or bag pipes though.. 9. I don't even understand the question.
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1. What is your favorite season? 2. Would you rather take someone on a date, or be taken on a date? Why? 3. If you would have your life in any anime/film genre, what would it be and why? 4. What is one thing you like about yourself? (it doesn’t need to be physically, and don’t say ‘nothing’)

1. Winter, 2. Take someone on a date. Because. 3. I don't really watch anime but I would say probably like family guy or sponge bob I just love the realities they have. 4. Ummm my friends I like my friends.
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