How would you class your school on 1 to 10?
1 = Safe, everyone is friendly, no existing unhappiness
10 = As safe as skydiving into an alligator pit. On fire. Holding a bee hive whilst naked.
Four hundred Nigghaz enter a race of wits.
The first two say "I'd love some awesomely salted potato chips, easy-peezy two ninety-nine."
But the man says "Sir, I have you know it's actually 4.99." I say "Sir, you are blind. It's easy 3 sharp."
So we get in a fist fight, obviously winning this rap.
Ok...
Two chickens cross the road. I walk up to them and say, "Heh, the dress shop is just down the road." They thank me, taking out about nine pound from their wallets and they bid me farewell. I wrestle the cash to my pocket, realising a live snake lives in this abode.