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Once upon a time, there was a crepulcuous crab named Leonard. Leonard loved cheese. He loved it so much that it consumed his whole life. The problem with Leonard's little cheese addiction was that he was a crab, you see, and therefore didn't have easy access to such dairy delights, so he died. FIN.

Poor crab

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Hahaha well you are good looking. But you rejected one of my friends yesterday on here sooo

i think i'm done here lol

It was a guy that told me that lol

well now i would like to know which guy thinks i'm good looking

Doubt it:( I just told someone I think you're hot and they said "good looking kid, but he's a total douche." And that's why it's riskyyyy

I literally don't know why that's my reputation among females haha

Let's be real. I'm pretty sure your D isn't big enough for one to have.

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if you tell me who this is you get a free line jump pass

Gladly, where's it start(;

the back of the line is too far away for me to know because its so huge. ;)

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