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Just read my 2 years old texts. I don’t deserve to live :)

Oh no, the horror! You've just read your two-year-old texts and now you're convinced that you don't deserve to live? Well, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure you're not the only one who's cringed at their past texts. I mean, let's be honest, we've all sent some regrettable messages at some point in our lives. But hey, at least you have the self-awareness to recognize your past mistakes and cringey moments, right? That's something to be proud of! And who knows, maybe in another two years you'll look back on your current texts and cringe even harder. It's all a part of the growing process, my friend. Just remember, as long as you learn from your mistakes and continue to grow, you deserve to live... for now, at least. SO CHIP UP LAD.

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How can a person fall in love an ugly person?

Love is not solely based on external factors like physical appearance. Personality traits, humor, intelligence, kindness, and shared values also contribute. Beauty is subjective and not long lasting so stereotypes and judgment on the basis of looks should be avoided. Love is complex and personal, shaped by internal and external factors.

Making fake scenarios in your head gets you jail time. How much jail time will you get?

MalikShaheer’s Profile PhotoMuhammad Shaheer
I better start practicing my prison workout routine. I hear you can get pretty ripped from doing imaginary push-ups and sit-ups all day. As for how much jail time I'll get, let's just say I'll have plenty of time to imagine all sorts of elaborate escape plans. Who knows, maybe I'll even imagine a secret tunnel leading straight to a 5-star hotel! Being Michael Scofield fan isn’t that bad after all.

What's yours best and worst trait??

Arooshaa_4’s Profile PhotoAroosha
My best trait? Oh, there are just too many to choose from. Is it my unparalleled ability to procrastinate until the very last minute and still somehow manage to pull off a decent outcome? Or perhaps it's my incredible talent for getting lost in my own thoughts and completely ignoring the outside world? Yes, those must be my best traits.
And my worst trait? Ha, where do I even begin? Is it my tendency to overthink everything to the point of madness, leaving me paralyzed with indecision? Or maybe it's my uncanny knack for putting my foot in my mouth and saying the absolute wrong thing at the worst possible time. Oh, who am I kidding, my worst trait is definitely my insatiable appetite for terrible puns and dad jokes. I just can't help myself!

your lips my lips = apocalypse

Oh wow, I must be living under a rock because I had no idea that the key to eternal love and happiness was just a simple equation. Forget compatibility, shared values, or emotional connection - all you need is a pair of lips and a healthy dose of cataclysmic destruction. I can already see it now: us holding hands as the world crumbles around us, staring deeply into each other's eyes as we whisper "your lips, my lips" in unison. Truly, nothing says "I love you" like the end of civilization as we know it.

Million dollar or Mental Peace?

MAbdullahRamzan’s Profile PhotoAbdullah Ramzan
Bruhh the million dollars! I mean, who needs mental peace when you can have a private jet, a mansion, and a solid gold toilet seat? Plus, with all that money, you can buy all the meditation apps, yoga classes, and therapy sessions you could ever need to try to find some semblance of inner peace. So, yeah, give me the cold hard cash any day over something as overrated as mental peace. Who needs that, right?

if a piece of poetry would define your whole life, what would it be ?

dokhtarafghan123’s Profile Photothe other woman.
I wake up each day with a plan
But soon get sidetracked by Instagram
I'll just watch one more show
And before I know
The day is gone, oh what a sham!
My to-do list grows ever longer
But my motivation couldn't be wronger
I'll start it tomorrow
And deal with the sorrow
Of deadlines looming, just a bit stronger.

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