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You're fucked bro. FUCKED. ANALLY. Roll me a blunt of some bomb kush doe. I want some headband og with some sour diesel. Sativa x hybrid. Put a filter In that too. Get your blunt game up man. Hit me up if you need anything! I can't teach you to roll.

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Was your 18th bday cool?(: what did you do?

It wasn't bad, didn't expect it to go the way it did. Just had a family dinner then went to the beach with a couple friends and smoked cigars

Wow you see that's sweet!... Well after he kept insisting we have sex I just told him to take me him it was bad, and all he gave me was a some damn chocalates isn't that lame? After I gave him a game he wanted for his new Xbox or whatever, AND a new control What did you and your gf give eachother?

Tbh us guys arent very romantic, sometimes we think we are doing something that the both of us want but it just doesnt turn out that way. He's probably a guy who likes simple things so he thought chocolates were enough. My ex is a really good artist so I told her i wanted an artpiece from her that I could put in my room, to this day it still hangs there. I got us the food for the picnic, her favorite drink, a cd with frank sinatras love songs and a stuffed animal of her favorite animal. I think there was more I got her but I forgot.

How was your valentine last year? I had my first one this year but it was pretty bad :( my date only wanted to have sex with me it was terrible. And I mean I get it it's cool but he didn't even try and be romantic or anything. What did you do with your date?

Well she was my girlfriend so I went iver to her house, took her to the park up the street to hve a picnic and exchange v-day gifts, then back to her house for a night of movies. I'm sorry to hear that, what did you do then?

Would u ever date a girl that didn't have any tattoos or piercings and would never get any?

Ya I would as long as she didnt try to change who I am an make me not get more tattoos.

You're seriously one of the cutest guys, whoever your ex was is lucky that she got to be with you. You seem like a really great guy!

Thank you. This really made me smile(: aha I like meeting new people so hit me up

Why'd you take a pic in front of the castle? Memories??

Cuz its the castle? People always take pics in front of it. And ya some of the best memories

What size is your penis? A rough estimate?

Have you ever seen the basselisk from harry potter and the chamber of secrets. Ya about that big

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