Tips for a guy in the friendzone?

the friendzone doesn't exist, chicks dont owe you shit all for being their friend, especially sex
so my tip to you: stop being a piss baby

What is the one thing you always wanted as a kid, but never got?

disneyland...

What's your favourite chocolate bar?

this one brand that you've probably never heard of before, cause i'm so unique.
Liked by: Meaghan Parker

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What is your favorite love story movie?

Gang Bang 3

If you were a different gender, what name would you want to have?

Kenny.

Was it me who was first to call you Lepenis, or did it happen before me?

Austin Hesselgrave
you're the first person to call me it on a regular-base, however, the joke has been tossed around a few times before... i... i'm so sorry

What's the best thing that happened to you today?

JOEYS AND ME CELEBRATE A YEAR AND A HALF TODAY AND I WOKE UP TO A TEXT ASKING FOR ME TO PAINT WINDOWS AT FRANKS. AND LATER TONIGHT I AM GOING TO WELLS.

What no don't feel goofy! I do the exact same. It happens :) thanks so much!! :) I agree! :)

You have a great night! :)

Tbh you're so sweet! Like you're one of my favourite people ever! You're absolutely beautiful and you are SO talented. We don't talk that much but we should start!! Also you and Joey are the cutest couple ever :)

I actually realized after "liking" this tbh that I liked one of your other tbh's before, ah, I feel so goofy!
But thank you so much, you're adorable and sweet yourself! :) we should start talking, I think we'd get along great!

What day would you love to live again?

the day Joey and I first started dating, we walked from QJS to Tim Hortons by Walmart and talked about music and were so shy about holding hands

We don't really talk but I think you're just darling! You've got a fantastic taste in music and some great style! You always seem positive and you don't let others get you down which is just awesome! keep on keepin on!:)

Dear stranger,
Thank you, this warmed me up :) awe hahah, I try my best to stay positive!
Thank you again, this was wonderful to read after a long day!

tbh-you seem like a really funny person

I don't even know who this is, but thanks!

Tbh; ok so why I was late is because I got abducted but aliens and they took me to McDonald's in toookyoo. You're pretty chill but haven't talked in ages! Oh and your in my English class hah :)

c h e y a n n e
holy shit i forgot all about that, ahaha, we were such rascals! :) Thanks man
Liked by: c h e y a n n e

What is in your fridge?

several copies of the "Titanic" soundtrack on CD-ROM
Liked by: Austin Hesselgrave

Why don't you follow Diabetic Dan on twitter. He's hilarious.

Brody
cause i'm a cold-hearted bitch

Do you do drugs, if not why.

Brody
i don't cause i don't see the point of it all
i aint judging who do though, like, 98% of my friends do

Do you trust people easily?

nope, i've learned my lesson
Liked by: Brody

Do you have a lot of respect for vegetarians?

what kinda fucking question is this? get your shit together

Have you been to any cool concerts lately?

yeah god who do u think I am?!?

You are the most awesome of awesomist people I know

why thank you, kind sir! :)
And you are awesome yourself! Give yourself a good pat on the back.
Ya did good, kiddo
Ya did good

We dance.

Meaghan Parker
groovy, baby!
Liked by: Meaghan Parker

Oh uh yeah that is weird. Okay then!

Meaghan Parker
d...do we dance?
Liked by: Meaghan Parker

Someone asked what I think of you, was it you?

Meaghan Parker
surprisingly no, uh, oh gosh, this is weird

What was the last movie that disappointed you?

evil dead, oh no

Thoughts on Ed sheeran

I have his cd and i quite enjoy it, I love the whole "hip hop mixed with acoustic" style

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