Was 'Humpty Dumpty' pushed off the wall? 😶😶😱
I'm going to make myself bhurji, cover them in ketchup & tell myself it is Humpty Dumpty🥚
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Why are we heading to the wrong path?
I often think if I'd taken a different path in life, I could be lying on a slightly more comfortable sofa right now
How Introvert/Extrovert are you? 🔇 📢
I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I'll not talk to anyone for the next 3 months 🕴️🤐🤐🤐
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Would you accept someone back after cheating?
I just want to pull out that prank where you fill her hair dryer with talcum powder and glitter and turn her into a sparkly ghost 👻
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[[being boiled alive in a witch's soup]]
Witch👹 (smacking me with her broom): STOP *smack* DRINKING *smack* YOUR *smack* OWN *smack* SOUP *smacksmacksmack* 💢💢💢💢
Witch👹 (smacking me with her broom): STOP *smack* DRINKING *smack* YOUR *smack* OWN *smack* SOUP *smacksmacksmack* 💢💢💢💢
What sucks even more than Organic Chemistry?
A girl sucking her tummy in when put on a weighing machine or for a picture to make her tummy look flat
Bongiyan be like? 😅😅
What's missing in your life?
Found my missing t-shirt and my stolen shawarma when my brother posted an Instagram story of himself wearing my t-shirt and eating my shawarma. 😒😑
People like him go missing. 💯⚰️🔮🎭
People like him go missing. 💯⚰️🔮🎭
What is your favorite movie quote?
"If we bury you ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike" 🛴
Which famous person would you like to be BFFs with? 💯
Goat: BAAAAAAAA!! 🐐
Me: SHHHHHH!! 🤐
Goat: BAAAAAAAA!! 🐐
Me: SHHHH!! 🤐
Goat: ........!! 👀
Me: BAAAAAAAA!!!! 🐐
Me: SHHHHHH!! 🤐
Goat: BAAAAAAAA!! 🐐
Me: SHHHH!! 🤐
Goat: ........!! 👀
Me: BAAAAAAAA!!!! 🐐
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A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse. 💢💢💢💥💥💥
Complete the sentence. I am ______ ?
I'm a cowboy riding on a steel horse and I'm wanted dead or alive 😎
There's no better combination than?
Mei aur meri tanhayi(loneliness) 💯💯💯
what do you think about MANWHORES huh?
They are amongst the soldiers, in this war against love ⚔️🛡️
You are allergic to? 😷
Whenever I get close to stupid people my eyes water and I have trouble to not punch them.😷😷😷
That's why I "ah-choose!" to stay inside most of the time. 🤧🤧🤧
That's why I "ah-choose!" to stay inside most of the time. 🤧🤧🤧
What's your worst fear?
There's literally no way to know how many lizards are in your house 🦎🦎🦎😓😓😓
Your favorite band and song from the band?
I used to be in a band once. We wore blue, red, yellow, green, black and pink(for femininty) and traveled in packs and ruled our turf with shiny instruments... We called ourselves "New Delhi Power Rangers" and rocked the wedding with our "Babydoll mei sone di".
For bookings call: 9650-ha-ha-ha
For bookings call: 9650-ha-ha-ha
What's on your mind?💡
I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. 🐍🚪
I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway. 😳😳😳
I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway. 😳😳😳
If your life turns out like the last movie you watched, how fucked are you?
I'm laughing my ass off and simultaneously waiting for the lightning strike to send me to hell 🌩️🌩️🔥🔥☠️☠️
What are some excuses people make when they don't want to continue relationship? 💯
We were ten year old. I was the tallest kid in class, and thus got the girl. However, she dumped me because Joel ran faster than me. And also cuz I did something messed up in her dream. 🙀🙀🙀
Post something cutee🐻
My mom be cutting up fruit & bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing.
Haha nobody ever gonna love me this much 💕💕💕
Haha nobody ever gonna love me this much 💕💕💕
Languages you speak ?
Inside my head from 'bow bow' to some advance level language that 'brainfucks' you, I know like 100 different languages.
What’s on your mind?👀
I almost cut my finger off cutting some apples to eat and all I could think is, this never happens with pizza 🙄🙄🙄
Which day of the week do you hate the most and why ?
Has anyone else noticed the word 'turd' in Saturday? 🤔🤔
It doesn't seem fair as I think it is the nicest day of the week.😐😐 🙄🙄
It doesn't seem fair as I think it is the nicest day of the week.😐😐 🙄🙄
Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up the internet for a month?😄
I wanna be a part of a gang of turtles that do martial arts and go around the city fighting crime. 🐢🐢🐢🐢
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