@NeerajMauriceJoelRaymond

AllsFairInLovinWhores

Ask @NeerajMauriceJoelRaymond

Sort by:

LatestTop

Previous

Tbh - Great page👍

Today in the park I was walking my dog and there was this other girl walking her pug. She was really pretty and really nice. Our dogs played for a little while. And when she leaned down to pick up her dog, a dude started yelling obscenities about how he'd like to put his dick in her ass.
She got up and literally threw a stone at him and it hit him in the face. I got to witness that. This might be the best day of my life.

Related users

As we have no entries now, we picked up some verified accounts randomly. Vote for the best please. @Mr_president_69 @gaash12 @KomalXehra @SalarKhan007 @IrfanJanMughal

FamousPakis’s Profile PhotoFamous Pakistani's on Ask.fm
*Me trying to explain bisexuality to my Dad*
Me: Okay, so suppose Sharma Ji's son is bisexual..
Dad: And that means he would have a male partner..
Me: Yep..
Dad: Or a female partner..
Me: Yep..
Dad: So that means if he doesn't find a partner, he's on standbi?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...

haha how evil are you?

Whenever I'm around, the sun goes behind a cloud. It's like there's an evil essence in the air, but nobody ever seems to realize I'm the cause. I'm menacing and manipulative, but I play innocent so well that I always get away with things. Even if people notice the evil glint in my eye, they tend to mistake it for friendly sparkle. Now that you know the truth about me, you're going to back away without even thinking of a next text and I promise I won't hurt you... *evil laugh*

Next

Language: English