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After a great meal I like to lie on the ground and feel like garbage. It's a family tradition. Do you want... To join me...?

No, laying on the floor is for garbage. Human garbage! Besides, it's best to just pop the top of your jeans and stay in your seat. Never let them see you die! You can't really take your drink down on the floor, either, because people tend to knock it over or things get knocked into it. And you might get an extra slice of dessert, too...
Kyoko's got the right, idea, though. Laying forward on the table is permissible.
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Who was your first crush? Describe them.

It was like... Kindergarten to 1st grade, I think? Her name was Priscilla, she was a little blond girl with glasses who was my squad medic.
Ok, I guess this requires explanation. See, back in elementary school there was this fence that ran along the backwall of the playground yard, that split the school off from this forest behind the school. Some of the kids, the ones who didn't think they were the next NBA or World Cup stars or too cool to play with the young kids (2nd grade +, mostly), would go back there during recess, where there were kind of two forts. The first was a low tree with big branches you could climb, and the other was a huge bush that had sort of trails through it that you could scramble through if you were small/skinny enough.
We would battle there all the time, hitting each other with sticks and throwing rocks/snowballs and trying to ambush people out of the brush. I mostly belonged to the bush group, because I was small and quick enough that I could dart in and out from different areas, while the bigger kids tended toward the tree because they could climb up it. It wasn't all boys, though, I remember the 'leader' of the tree group tended to be a girl named Shawn who was cool and had a mean arm.
Anyway, people would get banged up, and would have to retreat back to catch their breath and stuff. Priscilla was one of the ones who stayed in the base, and she'd grab everyones lunches and water bottles and hand them out when you got tired, and would sometimes make 'medicine' out of mud, berries, and leaves to put on your scrapes. It... probably wasn't hygienic in the least, but it actually worked! Or at least I remember believing it would, which was good enough, I suppose.
But anyway, since I was small enough to get in and out of the bushes quickly, but not really tall enough to run out and hit the tree branches with sticks (the obvious ultimate goal, to show our dominance for the day), I mostly was a defender who stuck to the base and kept people out of the trail tunnels. So that meant I spent more time talking with the medics then some of the others, and I got to know Priscilla really well. We'd even hang out after school once or twice! She was super cute, and always seemed to make sure that I had my lunch first and would make the most medicine for me when I got hurt.
Sadly, she moved to California in the summer break between 1st and 2ed grade, and that was that. C'est la vie, I suppose.

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wich diablo wud u fug

Lightning Sorceress all the way. 1- 1 million and back again, she'd be a wild ride.
Second place runner up would be my other D2 main, the Trap Assassin. Because, you know, Trap Assassin.
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Happy birthday, Artemi!

Uhh... thank you! I don't know who spent actual money to get me an ask.fm gift, but thank you very much!

What’s the first thing you’d do if you were the opposite sex for one day?

Answer the question of if it hurts just as much to be hit in the tits as it is to get kicked in the balls (sorry ladies, it can't possibly be true). I know you THINK it hurts, but there is no possible way it compares.
Giving birth still probably hurts more, though. Probably.

What would you like for Christmas?

Denton
Honestly, if you can find a Battle for Zendikar fatpack at MSRP that would be really, really great right now.

What will it take for Sempai to notice you?

Cash monies, probably, for commission work. I'm too down on my own stuff to actually get gud like a proper kohai.

Who is the greatest cook you know? What do they make?

My mom. She used to make the most amazing curries and banana jemputs, and could cook crab hot enough that your eyes would water even if you were in the backyard. Her eggrolls were to die for, and we'd have friends just 'show up' all the time whenever they heard she was making them, cause they were delicious and she made them in industrial sized batches to put in the freezer.

Do you think you could survive as a cave person?

Depends on my build and perk selections. I've been playing a LOT of Fallout 4 lately. Those skills are transferable to a different setting, right?

What two animals should breed and make a new animal?

Cute girls and... a deer? I guess? Are those antlers? An Etrian Odyssey Ragelope would work, perhaps?
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Best Legware: Tights/Leggings, Stockings, Kneesocks, Long Boots, or Bike Shorts?

Guys, seriously, Long Boots + either short skirt or short shorts.
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Would you rather wear a snow suit in the desert or be naked in Antarctica?

A wise man said; you don't need to outrun your shadow, you merely need to outrun the sun.

Corn tortillas or flour tortllas?

Your taste is literally shit if you think flour tastes better then sweet sweet delicious cracked corn.

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