Aside from winning a large sum of money?
On a weekend with no particular plans, Livvy Dunne knocks on my door Friday morning with a big bag of groceries. She says “ I’m a big fan of yours. I’m yours for the weekend. Now, I have food to make breakfast burritos with chorizo for us. I hope you are hungry.”
She wants free access to my wallet.
I’m keeping a close eye on
@GlindaBells
Somehow where ever I happen to open my wallet in public, I catch her out of the corner of my eye.
A fan or white noise machine. I don’t much care to have plugs in my ears.
SE Asia. Maybe Vietnam or Thailand. I would enjoy the food, see the cultural sites, and find a wife.
My computer is not operational. Not sure if I “broke” it or it just stopped. A new power supply arrived in mail. Hopefully it solves the problem.
Perhaps college isn’t for you. Maybe you can explore the skilled trades?
We know death takes many forms. She will come to me in the form of Livvy Dunne. As she tries to talk to me and asks “What do you do?” (Presumably for a living). I say “I say things which make people uncomfortable. She looks confused and shocked.
I then tell her:
You see, the game started as soon as you sat next to me at this pub and tried to engage me in conversation. I was on immediate high alert as I suspected you were up to foul play perhaps a plan to steal my wallet. Eventually, you reeked of death even with heavy perfume. You did not shock or surprise me, but I just did to you. I beat you at your own game.
You owe me an extra, say, 9 years of healthy life.
You can start by just not being mean
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A tie between cheese and nuts.
