Lady brah, just trust me, dere's some things ya don't wanna go poking inta
*Violet 'magic' flares from his eye socket and Muffet can tell there is something very, VERY wrong with this skeleton*
Saw dis online, and it was enough ta make me hop on dis account yo
*The emotionless parasite can't exactly relate to how she's feeling, so he just shrugs again*
Well dey all see sumthin yo, try askin one of 'em what it is
*FRESH POOF*
*just as seemingly randomly as he had appeared, Fresh was gone*
*He lets go of her raising his hands in a gesture of mock surrender*
Coulda just asked me ta let go brah, no need ta go elbowin me like dat.
*Then she swore and his powers censored it*
Ha ha lady brah watch da language. Look all I'm all up sayin is ya an absoradical monster who has people who care about ya. Don't go self destructin now yo
*Actually Allura found to her shock/horror that she COULDN'T teleport out of Fresh's grip, something about the Nineties Nightmare kept her from fleeing, but Fresh can definitely tell she tries to escape as he's now frowning*
Lady brah, not cool ta try and teleport away when talkin wit an old friend yo! Ya still wanna be drinkin broski, do we all up need an intervention in here
Brah I ain't even lookin yo
Brah I'm not even huggin ya dat hard yo
*his visage darkens for a moment, glasses going pure black*
Trush me if I was you would know
*and just as quickly as the sense of menace appeared it vanishes his face and glasses back to normal, in an instant he's back to just being a quirky 90's nightmare*
So what brings ya all up ta dis empty timeline yo? Were ya just tryin ta find someplace alone ta drink?
*his glasses read NOT COOL*
Not cool lady brah, not cool
*He wraps an arm around her and pulls her into a side hug. . . perhaps a bit too tight of a side hug as she feels a little trapped*
Can't a brah check in on one of his favorite Lady broskis just for old times sake? Da I really need ta have more of a reason dan dat
*FRESH POOF*
Yo yo yo what's up my totes rad lady broski, is dat alcohol i see y'all drinking dere? Come on brah don't y'all know about da un-fresh dangers of intoxicants and sin?
*Holy hell Fresh has really been pulling his punches until now*