Please, speak to my vagina. We can schedule an appointment
YUM
I would call him a pussy. Real men masturbate to real porn. I think I would ground him if he wasn't man enough to look at a real naked woman banging a guy. Cartoons are no fun. If he could get off to a animated picture, he'd become a premature ejaculator. I don't want that
Both sound fairly enjoyable
I feel like Andy Milonakis would have some funny things to say while being given a rim job even if it wasn't the cleanest thing...
I was serious
You'd have to ask a vagina whisperer. I can't hear it
Does Giovanna plowman play any instruments?
Tampons
My alter ego is Erin PounceOnMyBodyUntilIBleedBunniesAndRainbows Snyder. Enough said
Oh god. Please stop shaving me
Catchy
I would have you dress up as a Native American woman and I would be your child
Definitely the yeti
Guess I'm gonna have to go with the belly dancing then
:(
No I do not regret turning any boys down
Curly cue penis. Zipper dick sounds painful
Kill chad... Wait shit.
I guess I would have to kill Greg to prevent incest.
Screw incest!
Fuck Greg kill chad marry you :*
Only yours ;*
Uh you're not my doctor I don't have to tell you this
What boys did I turn down?
I felt a clogging sensation deep within my insides. I realized that it was time to realease again. I want to the John and sat down. My pants were down at my ankles and I started to strain. Aug GhenEr ooof Hjuhhhh. Out it plopped. I stood up to study my marvelous production. I realized that it looked as if I had given birth to a small African. In a panick, I quick flushed the toilet and forgot to wipe. I ran out of the room feeling 5 pounds lighter. The end
Can it be feta cheese?
I cry. A lot