I am a vagina whisperer

Please, speak to my vagina. We can schedule an appointment
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Fart ham

YUM
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Twenty years from now, you catch your son masturbating to Anime porn. What do you do? Would you join him? Explain.

I would call him a pussy. Real men masturbate to real porn. I think I would ground him if he wasn't man enough to look at a real naked woman banging a guy. Cartoons are no fun. If he could get off to a animated picture, he'd become a premature ejaculator. I don't want that
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Shit frozen yogurt, or cum raspberries?

Both sound fairly enjoyable
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Ride a retarded person's cock, or give Andy Milonakis a rim job?

I feel like Andy Milonakis would have some funny things to say while being given a rim job even if it wasn't the cleanest thing...
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I died at the Native American one

I was serious
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What language does your vagina speak?

You'd have to ask a vagina whisperer. I can't hear it
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Does your vagina play any instruments?

Does Giovanna plowman play any instruments?
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What's your vaginas favorite food?

Tampons
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Describe your alter ego

My alter ego is Erin PounceOnMyBodyUntilIBleedBunniesAndRainbows Snyder. Enough said
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If your vagina could talk, what would it say?

Oh god. Please stop shaving me
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Junie Scissornipples

Catchy
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If you had to role play, who would you/your partner (me) be?

I would have you dress up as a Native American woman and I would be your child
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If you had to have sex with one character from Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer (the movie) who would it be?

Definitely the yeti
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No. Strictly Velveeta.

Guess I'm gonna have to go with the belly dancing then
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You're fucked up

:(
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Dallas and Damian

No I do not regret turning any boys down
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Curly cue penis, or Zipper dick?

Curly cue penis. Zipper dick sounds painful
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Fuck kill marry. Me. Greg. Chad.

Kill chad... Wait shit.
I guess I would have to kill Greg to prevent incest.
Screw incest!
Fuck Greg kill chad marry you :*
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Creamsicle anus?

Only yours ;*

Ever touch your brother? (Be honest)

Uh you're not my doctor I don't have to tell you this
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Do you regret turning down any boys?

What boys did I turn down?

Describe your last poop in a full paragraph.

I felt a clogging sensation deep within my insides. I realized that it was time to realease again. I want to the John and sat down. My pants were down at my ankles and I started to strain. Aug GhenEr ooof Hjuhhhh. Out it plopped. I stood up to study my marvelous production. I realized that it looked as if I had given birth to a small African. In a panick, I quick flushed the toilet and forgot to wipe. I ran out of the room feeling 5 pounds lighter. The end
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Would you rather crucify yourself while coated in a thin layer of Velveeta cheese, or belly dance naked in front of an insane asylum?

Can it be feta cheese?

What happens in your wet dreams?

I cry. A lot
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