Would you rather go to every concert dressed in only a turban and sheet, or go to school every day in a dark green jump suit?

I think I could pull off the dark green jump suit so Im gonna go with that
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Ever put a potato in your poopshoot? :•)

Last years family reunion...
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When's the last time you kissed Greg?

In my dreams
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Lose a nipple or gain a nipple?

Lose. I can always get a temporary one to fix it
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How many fingers can your dad fit in your anus?

My dad doesn't have fingers, asshole.
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What would be your ideal death?

Oprah Winfrey clawing out my internal organs with Morgan freeman narrating it
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If you had to wear a FUPA helmet, who's would you wear and why?

That lady at the old bowling alley. I feel like hers would be a nice temperature because of the levels of cooking she's exposed to. The food stuck in there probably isn't all that bad either. I feel like she'd be fairly clean.
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Clogs or Crocs? Why.

Clogs because my brother wears crocs
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I love you dearly

Dear ly

Horny?

I prefer the word frisky

Are you mushy or firm?

What area of the body are we talking about?

I like your picture

I dont like yours
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I hope we have a two hour delay tomorrow!

K
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I've missed formspring.

This isn't formspring dumb shit :)

Ever poop out your nostril?

It's happened a few times
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Fuck, Kill, Marry. Me, Osama Bin Laden's corpse & the pope.

Fuck you, marry Osama Bin Laden's corpse and kill the pope
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Is today the day?

According to my calendar, the day is only the day when the stars line up correctly so there is no chance of demons possessing me. So no, today is not the day
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What time is it?

Time to suck my balls
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Are you happy with the amount of information in your head?

There's too much useless stuff in there

What is one awesome food from your country you think everyone should try?

McDonalds.

How should a perfect weekend start?

With lots of sleeping and eating

How old were you when you got your first computer?

This is a dumb question because no one really cares how old I was when I got a computer.

How patriotic are you?

MERICA

How good is your eyesight?

-1.75 and -1.75 I think that's almost legally blind.