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LET IT STAY THERE, YOU CAN BE THE LIVING BUTT VACCUM. YES, I SHALL SLEEP IN YOUR ASS. GOOD NIGHT PETE, I BETTER WAKE UP IN SPAIN WITH SOME TOAST AND CHICKEN.

BUT, GARY, BUT-- fuck my life.

OH! I FOUND THE SWITCH! *Turns it on* I FOUND MY LIVING ROOM!!! MY LUNCH MONEY WAS HERE ALL ALONG?! DAMN, I WILL JUST TAKE IT OFF YOU NEXT TIME BBY, WE WILL BE IN SPAIN THOUGH. EATING TOAST AND CHICKEN. OH YIIIIIIS. IMMA MARRY YO.

Gary. I need to crap. Get out.

(XDDDDD) EB: *Flops on the bed and turns the TV on. The DVD is all ready to play already* TG: *Sits on the bed next to John* do i really have to watch this? EB: yes.

Ask John and Dave!
[ X'DDDD ]
*Sits on the floor in front of the bed, sitting with his knees up; curled in a ball*

I INSTALLED A LIGHT SWITCH IN HERE A WHILE AGO BUT I GOTTA FIND IT. MY HANDS ARE BROWN, PETE! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING. SHIT, MY LEGS. IM STUCK INSIDE YOU, PETE.

NO NO NO NO NO NO. GARY, WHAT'RE YOU DOING. GARY, STAHP. IT HURTS.

(Hell yeah he gets the juice! What else is he gonna drink, flavoured water?! XD He can't drink pepsi, that would be totally uncool. ) EB: great! follow us! *Walks down the hall and to his room* TG: *Follows closely behind* damn straight i better have apple juice

Ask John and Dave!
[ Damn right!!! X'DDD ]
*Follows Dave and John to his room*

I BETTER GO GET MY DINNER THEN! JUST GOTTA STICK MY TONGUE UP HERE...OH I THINK I HAVE IT...WAIT, IT SLIPPED DEEP IN! OH GOD, IT'S LIKE A BLACK HOLE IN! I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIGHT ANYMORE, PETE!

JAKDNKJND WHY WOULD THERE BE A LIGHT UP THERE??!!!

BUT YOUR MUM IS SO NOW YOU ARE. WHERE'S MY CHICKEN WING? WE COULD FIT A WHOLE ROAST ALL UP IN SPAIN. I NEED TO GET MY KNOFE AND FORK BACK AND THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER. YES.

BUT THEY'RE STILL UP MY ASS, GARY. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

EB: well why don't you come watch it with us! i've got popcorn and pepsi! TG: yeah im bringing my own beverages john EB: and i have apple juice for dave. So you want to join ussssssss?

Ask John and Dave!
[ Awwww, Dave gets apple juice. X'D LOLOLOL. ]
All right, sounds awesome!

YES, TO SPAIN, MY LOVE. SPAIN. ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT SPAIN WITH WITH AN S AND SO DOES SPANK? OH, I THINK I SHOULD SPANK YOU IN SPAIN. OH YES, BBY.

I'm not into that stuff though!!!

TG: hes forcing me to watch that shitty movie con air or whatever the fuck its called EB: it's an amazing movie, dave. you just don't know talent when you see it! TG: oh you did not just go there

Ask John and Dave!
I've seen that film a long while ago, though I didn't get to see how it ends because a fight broke out in the dorms and they broke the TV..

BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TOASTER, IN THE TOAST. PEOPLE ONLY CARE ABOUT THE TOAST BECAUSE THEY GET O PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH AT THE END, AND IT'S ALL BUTTERY AND HOT, LIKE SPAIN. YES. SPAIN DESCRIBES OUR SEX LIFE. JUST LIKE TOAST.

But Gaaaaaaary!!! WHY SPAIN??!!!! Well, its better then Peru I guess...

EB: oh, nothing much! me and dave are just about to watch an AWESOME movie! TG: john those movies suck and you know it EB: oh, hush! anyway, if you want you can join us!

Ask John and Dave!
Oh, cool! What movie??

YOU DO BYY, OU DO! OH YES, I FEEL LIKE IM IN A SUNA. WE SHOULD GO ON HOLIDAY TOGETHER, PETE. IM THINKING SPAIN. YOU WANT TO COME TO SPAIN? YES YOU DO.

No I don't!! Why don't you care about MY opinion??!!

*Shoves* OOOOH, DAT COLD FEELING AGAINST MY---~! LETS GET IT ON PETE. THINK OF PEANUTS. AND ELEPHANTS. I LIKE THEM.

*Screams* WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO THINK OF THAT??!!??!

EB: oh hey! i don't believe we've met before! i'm john and this is my best bro, dave! TG: sup (Hi. o u o //waves I didn't know what to say so this'll do ;u;)

Ask John and Dave!
[ It's all good bro. :D ]
Hey there, ahah I don't think we have. I'm Pete, though everyone kind of calls me Petey for some reason.. Nice to meet you, guys!
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ASDF-- *Slips in* AWWWH YIIIIS, IT'S LIKE BUTTER, PETE. BUTTER. I SMELL TOAST. TOAST TURNS ME ON, PETE.

I DID NOT EAT TOAST AN HOUR AGO... STOP STOP STOP. GET OUT. STOP IT. YOU FORGOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT.

PREPARE YOUR ANUS, PETE. GARY IS COMING TO GET IT. GARY GAY TIME IS STARTING. LET ME MOUNT DAT ASS!

YOU'RE NOT STICKING ANYTHING UP MY ANUS, GARY!!! THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!!! NOOONOOOONOOONOOOO!!!!!

WE CAN DO POKEMON MOVES IN BED, CONFUSE, KNOCK OUT AND HYDRO PUMP. YES, PETE. YES.

I HAVEN'T SEEN ENOUGH POKEMON THOUGH!! NONONONONO!!!!

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