LET IT STAY THERE, YOU CAN BE THE LIVING BUTT VACCUM. YES, I SHALL SLEEP IN YOUR ASS. GOOD NIGHT PETE, I BETTER WAKE UP IN SPAIN WITH SOME TOAST AND CHICKEN.
BUT, GARY, BUT-- fuck my life.
FILL ME UP.
BUT BUT BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THE STUFF????
EB: -hands Pete some popcorn- here!
TG: -Sipping his apple juice-
[ DAT APPLE JUICE. ]Thanks! *He grins, and eats the popcorn*
OH! I FOUND THE SWITCH! *Turns it on* I FOUND MY LIVING ROOM!!! MY LUNCH MONEY WAS HERE ALL ALONG?! DAMN, I WILL JUST TAKE IT OFF YOU NEXT TIME BBY, WE WILL BE IN SPAIN THOUGH. EATING TOAST AND CHICKEN. OH YIIIIIIS. IMMA MARRY YO.
Gary. I need to crap. Get out.
(XDDDDD)
EB: *Flops on the bed and turns the TV on. The DVD is all ready to play already*
TG: *Sits on the bed next to John* do i really have to watch this?
EB: yes.
[ X'DDDD ]*Sits on the floor in front of the bed, sitting with his knees up; curled in a ball*
I INSTALLED A LIGHT SWITCH IN HERE A WHILE AGO BUT I GOTTA FIND IT. MY HANDS ARE BROWN, PETE! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING. SHIT, MY LEGS. IM STUCK INSIDE YOU, PETE.
NO NO NO NO NO NO. GARY, WHAT'RE YOU DOING. GARY, STAHP. IT HURTS.
(Hell yeah he gets the juice! What else is he gonna drink, flavoured water?! XD He can't drink pepsi, that would be totally uncool. )
EB: great! follow us! *Walks down the hall and to his room*
TG: *Follows closely behind* damn straight i better have apple juice
[ Damn right!!! X'DDD ]*Follows Dave and John to his room*
I BETTER GO GET MY DINNER THEN! JUST GOTTA STICK MY TONGUE UP HERE...OH I THINK I HAVE IT...WAIT, IT SLIPPED DEEP IN! OH GOD, IT'S LIKE A BLACK HOLE IN! I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LIGHT ANYMORE, PETE!
JAKDNKJND WHY WOULD THERE BE A LIGHT UP THERE??!!!
BUT YOUR MUM IS SO NOW YOU ARE. WHERE'S MY CHICKEN WING? WE COULD FIT A WHOLE ROAST ALL UP IN SPAIN. I NEED TO GET MY KNOFE AND FORK BACK AND THEN WE CAN HAVE DINNER. YES.
BUT THEY'RE STILL UP MY ASS, GARY. AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
EB: well why don't you come watch it with us! i've got popcorn and pepsi!
TG: yeah im bringing my own beverages john
EB: and i have apple juice for dave. So you want to join ussssssss?
[ Awwww, Dave gets apple juice. X'D LOLOLOL. ]All right, sounds awesome!
YES, TO SPAIN, MY LOVE. SPAIN. ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT SPAIN WITH WITH AN S AND SO DOES SPANK? OH, I THINK I SHOULD SPANK YOU IN SPAIN. OH YES, BBY.
I'm not into that stuff though!!!
TG: hes forcing me to watch that shitty movie con air or whatever the fuck its called
EB: it's an amazing movie, dave. you just don't know talent when you see it!
TG: oh you did not just go there
I've seen that film a long while ago, though I didn't get to see how it ends because a fight broke out in the dorms and they broke the TV..
BECAUSE YOU ARE MY TOASTER, IN THE TOAST. PEOPLE ONLY CARE ABOUT THE TOAST BECAUSE THEY GET O PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTH AT THE END, AND IT'S ALL BUTTERY AND HOT, LIKE SPAIN. YES. SPAIN DESCRIBES OUR SEX LIFE. JUST LIKE TOAST.
But Gaaaaaaary!!! WHY SPAIN??!!!! Well, its better then Peru I guess...
EB: oh, nothing much! me and dave are just about to watch an AWESOME movie!
TG: john those movies suck and you know it
EB: oh, hush! anyway, if you want you can join us!
YOU DO BYY, OU DO! OH YES, I FEEL LIKE IM IN A SUNA. WE SHOULD GO ON HOLIDAY TOGETHER, PETE. IM THINKING SPAIN. YOU WANT TO COME TO SPAIN? YES YOU DO.
No I don't!! Why don't you care about MY opinion??!!
EB: haha, well it's nice to meet you too, pete!
TG: what he said
What're you guys up to??
*Shoves* OOOOH, DAT COLD FEELING AGAINST MY---~! LETS GET IT ON PETE. THINK OF PEANUTS. AND ELEPHANTS. I LIKE THEM.
*Screams* WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO THINK OF THAT??!!??!
I HAVE MY KNIFE AND FORK, LETS DO THIS. JUST GOTTA SHOVE EM UP THERE....
DON'T. YOU. DARE.
EB: oh hey! i don't believe we've met before! i'm john and this is my best bro, dave!
TG: sup
(Hi. o u o //waves I didn't know what to say so this'll do ;u;)
[ It's all good bro. :D ]Hey there, ahah I don't think we have. I'm Pete, though everyone kind of calls me Petey for some reason.. Nice to meet you, guys!