If you were a teacher, what subject would you like to teach?staif
Foodology & sleepics. It's bout the importance of food & sleep which humans usually deny in childhood but yearn for in teenage & onwards....
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How would you like to be remembered?
It doesn't depend on what I want ppl(who know me obviously) to remember me as, it's on how I make 'em think of me. And since I'm a total psycho, that's prolly how they'll remember me as.... 😂
Pre medical or eng?
I had a pressing urge to screw myself up since childhood, so it's pre medical 😂👌
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@Mohamadmam1 تابعتك 💋 ردها و اعملي لايكات و بردهم 😍💙
Sorry! Pappi loungi to bs Altaf bhai se...
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Why phuphos have become a national symbol of fasad & sariyal sarcasm...!!😜😂
Honestly it's involuntary. Like my college friend is also a phupho & she was like "I made my brother scold my niece bc she's too cocksure of herself" & I was like "wow bitch! U r an example of phuphos at college age" 😂
This ch*tiyapa runs in the blood of every girl who's to be a phupho👏😂
This ch*tiyapa runs in the blood of every girl who's to be a phupho👏😂
Can you actually "MAKE'' someone stay??
Can I ?! Yes...
Do I ?! No....
Do I ?! No....
Whats ur excuse\reaction when ur mom catches u using mobile late at night? 😜
She's like " *beep* rakh is piyo nu" and I'm like "bs rakh dia abhi mom".
And I then put it on stand by mode, rarely do I actually switch it off & after she's gone it's party mode on. 😂
And I then put it on stand by mode, rarely do I actually switch it off & after she's gone it's party mode on. 😂
Something illegal that you've always wanted to do ?
➡ drink alcohol
➡ drive fast
➡ break traffic signals
➡ cheat in exams
➡ rob banks
➡ hunt hunters
➡ smoke weed
Ah it's a long list 😂can't remember all.
➡ drive fast
➡ break traffic signals
➡ cheat in exams
➡ rob banks
➡ hunt hunters
➡ smoke weed
Ah it's a long list 😂can't remember all.
A quote that touched your soul?
If a girl can't make a boy speak Spanish, he never really loved her. - Noor Yaseen (it's me, if u don't know 😂)
*an observation after listening to Shakira's hips don't lie* 😂lol
*an observation after listening to Shakira's hips don't lie* 😂lol
Is it a good thing?
If it was good, had I mentioned the word "suffering"?! No... It's bad but I'm an addict now.
Do you compromise or you have ego?
Egonism is what I'm suffering from....
Height? In digits. :))
5'5 😂 ik my attitude is higher than my height 👌
How tall are you?
I like to call it High. And I'm way too much high.
Nah... I don't do drugs, it's my personality....
Nah... I don't do drugs, it's my personality....
haaay crush ap ko mai bolu kya? izhar kar nahi sakta dar lagta hai samny aa nahi sakta apni izat ka khyal ata hai ab bolu to kya bolu? bas itna he bolunga zalimaa coca-cola peela day :D
Noor bolo that's what my name is for.
Waise kia larki ho jo sharam aarahi 😜?!
And sorry hum Daaru wale log hain 😂😂bs farq yeh k kbhi khud nhi pi...
Waise kia larki ho jo sharam aarahi 😜?!
And sorry hum Daaru wale log hain 😂😂bs farq yeh k kbhi khud nhi pi...
If honesty is the best policy, then is dishonesty the second best policy?
Yes, it's in a quote too. Just googled it.
But according to me Loyalty is second best policy. It's a thing bout good things na, so after being honest one must be loyal.
But according to me Loyalty is second best policy. It's a thing bout good things na, so after being honest one must be loyal.
Single?!
Itna single hone ka dukh nhi jitna log pooch pooch kar ehsaas-e-beboyfriend dilaate hain 😂.
Where you do not mind waiting?
I mind waiting everywhere. Seriously if I was okay with waiting I'd have been a waitress by now but no... I hate to wait.
- Does physical appearance matter to you?
Obviously it extremely matters to me. Anyone in a human skin is not accepted.😂
My type of boys r
My type of boys r
Fav Song? STAIF
Favorite song is a myth. It doesn't exist. We music lovers r hoe in respect of songs, we love many 😂 LOL
Dedicate a song to your crush and @tag them if you're brave!
Can't u see that I'm the one who understands u,
Been here all along so y can't u see,
U belong with me, u belong with me...
Cc : rex, zuko, nightwing, joey, aragorn, dean, jack sparrow and William Turner...
I'm the bravest, damn! 😂
Been here all along so y can't u see,
U belong with me, u belong with me...
Cc : rex, zuko, nightwing, joey, aragorn, dean, jack sparrow and William Turner...
I'm the bravest, damn! 😂
Post Anything You Like?✌ STAIF
Puns for life 👏 😂
Achy thy wo loog____?
Jo likes bina "like for like" de dete the. Ab to sabko unke likes wapis lotaane parte😂
Confess Something STAIF
If murder was allowed then my Urdu teacher would've been dead by now. I hate her so much 😂idky but I do...
Last time mom sy kis bat pe chappal pari thi? 😜😜 "Reality staif"
Chappal pare bht arsa hoga. Han galiyan daily hi par jati 😂. But chalta hai woh bc I love her so much ❤
Do you think you're brave ? 💪✊
I'm the bravest unless it's a cockroach with wings. That's a scary creep...
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