When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call?
Eh, it's only the usual ghost floating around. She'll return out shit in a few days.
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Which one of your characters has the best butt?
Pius.
Fiiiine, Cleo. I would say Nero, but she's not really my character.
...Then again, neither is Cleo.
Fiiiine, Cleo. I would say Nero, but she's not really my character.
...Then again, neither is Cleo.
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What's your favorite synonym for "drunk"?
Wasted
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Which town did you grow up in?
I'll tell you once I grow up.
What is the most healing anime?
What's the best pizza in the world?
Extra Cheese.
I don't need all sorts of fancy toppings, just give me more cheese!
I don't need all sorts of fancy toppings, just give me more cheese!
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Do you prefer very spicy or non-spicy food?
Non-spicy.
Mapo tofu would kill me.
Mapo tofu would kill me.
Mapo tofu date with Pius when?
Probably after Elaine returns from her next adventure with Cleo, so several writeups away.
What is the worst name you could give a baby?
Robert'); DROP TABLE students;--
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Magical Minty
Who is the -least- attractive celebrity you would sleep with?
Uh... that one guy who did that thing in the movie with the action and the explosions.
Yeah, you know him. They also did that thing in the other movie with the wooshing and that.
I don't really pay attention to celebrities all that much if you couldn't tell.
Yeah, you know him. They also did that thing in the other movie with the wooshing and that.
I don't really pay attention to celebrities all that much if you couldn't tell.
Do you consider yourself too lewd? Not sufficiently lewd? Or, just lewd enough?
I'm not all that lewd really outside of a couple of moments.
(This is coming from the guy writing about the 14th, the Orgy Officio.)
Compared to most of the IRC though, I'm not that lewd.
(This is coming from the guy writing about the 14th, the Orgy Officio.)
Compared to most of the IRC though, I'm not that lewd.
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Which is your favorite TV show?
Avatar, although I recently marathoned Firefly and Serenity.
Tell me about the coolest toy you have ever owned.
The 2008 version of Toa Takanuva. Out of all the Bionicle sets that came out that year that was the one I wanted the most.
Storyline wise, the new Takanuva came at the most exciting time, when everyone thought the Great Spirit would finally wake up (after being asleep for the entire storyline) and defeat the evil Makuta once and for all. That year, the original team was back, and Takanuva was the Toa that beat Makuta the first time around in 2003.
Long story short, people were hyped about that year and the sets, or at the very least I was.
I'd go into more detail, but that would make me go full autism, and it would require me explaining Takanuva's part in the storyline in a way that doesn't make him sound like OC DOUGHNUT STEEL or make the storyline seem like a huge convoluted mess, which is even more difficult than it might sound.
Set wise, aside from geeking out about the new mask, it's extremely posable, and it even used the arm of a much smaller set to act like a shoulder blade to make the range of movements even more realistic. The staff also spins and it shoots small plastic spheres from the small blaster on his right arm.
And that's not even scratching the surface of the fun of taking him apart and building other cool shit out of him and any other Bionicle sets you might own. Hell, it was made by Lego, that's most of the fun!
I'm afraid that if I keep going on about this I might end up going full autism without intending to, so I'll leave it at that.
Storyline wise, the new Takanuva came at the most exciting time, when everyone thought the Great Spirit would finally wake up (after being asleep for the entire storyline) and defeat the evil Makuta once and for all. That year, the original team was back, and Takanuva was the Toa that beat Makuta the first time around in 2003.
Long story short, people were hyped about that year and the sets, or at the very least I was.
I'd go into more detail, but that would make me go full autism, and it would require me explaining Takanuva's part in the storyline in a way that doesn't make him sound like OC DOUGHNUT STEEL or make the storyline seem like a huge convoluted mess, which is even more difficult than it might sound.
Set wise, aside from geeking out about the new mask, it's extremely posable, and it even used the arm of a much smaller set to act like a shoulder blade to make the range of movements even more realistic. The staff also spins and it shoots small plastic spheres from the small blaster on his right arm.
And that's not even scratching the surface of the fun of taking him apart and building other cool shit out of him and any other Bionicle sets you might own. Hell, it was made by Lego, that's most of the fun!
I'm afraid that if I keep going on about this I might end up going full autism without intending to, so I'll leave it at that.
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If you were a notorious criminal, what would the media nickname you?
"That guy we already caught"
Which languages do you understand or speak?
I hope I'll learn English one day...
>Attarou >Vindicare | Any reason why?
It's because he's a [spoiler] Punslinger. [/spoiler]
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Which three words describe what living in your city is like?
Quiet, peaceful, green.
All of the other writefags are now megucas. What are their powers?
I don't know everyone quite well enough to give a serious answers to this.
I CAN however give you very silly answers that ends up fladarizing us though.
Wendy: Quest Wendy, but without the edgy exterior. She's also able to ship megucas to death.
Archival: Maximum Canada. Control over ice, maple syrup, and can force others to apologize at will. If there's a stereotype about Canada, Archival has powers relating to it.
Midori: The strongest Callidus of them all. She's always around but no has ever seen or heard from her except for a select few people.
Attarou: Vindicare with the power to physically hurt enemies with puns. Attarou's also made of cotton, so most attacks do nothing to him. The ones can can affect him he can just ignore if he can make the googly eyed Sakutaro face.
Steph: A Callidus that specializes in drawing the enemy's aggro towards her like a tank.
Except unlike a tank, Steph has low HP, DEF, and RES, making her an easy kill when she uses her powers.
Malal: ...The hyper-competent Quest Malal is actually a good fit for the non-combat abilities. Change the class from Culexus to Vanus and you're set.
Nubum: A Vanus trapped doing the accounting for Decu's moonbase. Occasionally uses powers to make eBooks in the remaining time. Has been trapped in a Vanus trance since contracting.
(What? You didn't think I'd make fun of some of us and then not myself, did you? That would be a dick move.)
I CAN however give you very silly answers that ends up fladarizing us though.
Wendy: Quest Wendy, but without the edgy exterior. She's also able to ship megucas to death.
Archival: Maximum Canada. Control over ice, maple syrup, and can force others to apologize at will. If there's a stereotype about Canada, Archival has powers relating to it.
Midori: The strongest Callidus of them all. She's always around but no has ever seen or heard from her except for a select few people.
Attarou: Vindicare with the power to physically hurt enemies with puns. Attarou's also made of cotton, so most attacks do nothing to him. The ones can can affect him he can just ignore if he can make the googly eyed Sakutaro face.
Steph: A Callidus that specializes in drawing the enemy's aggro towards her like a tank.
Except unlike a tank, Steph has low HP, DEF, and RES, making her an easy kill when she uses her powers.
Malal: ...The hyper-competent Quest Malal is actually a good fit for the non-combat abilities. Change the class from Culexus to Vanus and you're set.
Nubum: A Vanus trapped doing the accounting for Decu's moonbase. Occasionally uses powers to make eBooks in the remaining time. Has been trapped in a Vanus trance since contracting.
(What? You didn't think I'd make fun of some of us and then not myself, did you? That would be a dick move.)
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>Queenie >Eversor Whaaaaaaaaat?
Well, let's go down the list and why she's not any other class.
Vindicare: Queenie has no ranged attacks other than the Heat Vision she never used when we controlled Raindrops. There's really no point in turning her into a magic based Vindicare then, and nothing I can do at all with her as a vindicare without using the heat vision or bullshitting some ranged weapon. What would you have me make Queenie do as a Vindicare anyway, throw gold coins at the enemy? Should we name attack "Pay Day" and call her Meowth?
...Actually, that might work for an extremely nerfed fem!Gilgamesh, I need to save this idea for future bullshit. It still doesn't fit Queenie though.
Culexus: Making Queenie a Culexus would require her to dress up as a biker the whole time. What's the point of having an obvious expy if you're going to hide them the entire time?
Besides, there's no way Queenie would go along with being stuffed in leather to never see the light of day again, or have to deal with projectile vomiting from everyone around her whenever she takes her helmet off.
Callidus: Okay, this one could work with the mind control thing Queenie used to frequently use. However, Callidus training would require her to be stealthy.
Just take a moment and imagine Queenie going through Callidus training. Imagine her trying to be stealthy and actively hiding herself from letting others see her.
Yeah, I couldn't either. she has the powers of a Callidus, but the mind and skillset is alien to her.
Vanus: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no.
Venenum: I don't see Queenie using poison or becoming a chemist, do you?
Maerorus: Locked out by Plot by default, no real reason to turn her half-witch anyway.
Eversor: By default, only Eversor remains, and Queenie at least has super strength going for her for that. If she needs a weapon she can use Hissy as a staff as a last resort.
>Staff
>Why not just beamspan vindicare then?
Because why give her new powers when she already has a number of them from HQR I can use and adapt?
Honestly, Eversor just seemed like the least-wrong class to assign Queenie to me. She doesn't exactly fit into any of them perfectly, but at least Eversor doesn't really have any negative points that says "Queenie should not be here"
Well, besides not actually ever fighting anyone personally with brute strength.
...And maybe expressing distaste at the idea of using said brute strength in HQR to solve any problems.
...Okay, she's an Eversor because reasons, but I honestly don't see her fitting into any other class all that much better. Again, Eversor just seems like the least wrong class to use.
Vindicare: Queenie has no ranged attacks other than the Heat Vision she never used when we controlled Raindrops. There's really no point in turning her into a magic based Vindicare then, and nothing I can do at all with her as a vindicare without using the heat vision or bullshitting some ranged weapon. What would you have me make Queenie do as a Vindicare anyway, throw gold coins at the enemy? Should we name attack "Pay Day" and call her Meowth?
...Actually, that might work for an extremely nerfed fem!Gilgamesh, I need to save this idea for future bullshit. It still doesn't fit Queenie though.
Culexus: Making Queenie a Culexus would require her to dress up as a biker the whole time. What's the point of having an obvious expy if you're going to hide them the entire time?
Besides, there's no way Queenie would go along with being stuffed in leather to never see the light of day again, or have to deal with projectile vomiting from everyone around her whenever she takes her helmet off.
Callidus: Okay, this one could work with the mind control thing Queenie used to frequently use. However, Callidus training would require her to be stealthy.
Just take a moment and imagine Queenie going through Callidus training. Imagine her trying to be stealthy and actively hiding herself from letting others see her.
Yeah, I couldn't either. she has the powers of a Callidus, but the mind and skillset is alien to her.
Vanus: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no.
Venenum: I don't see Queenie using poison or becoming a chemist, do you?
Maerorus: Locked out by Plot by default, no real reason to turn her half-witch anyway.
Eversor: By default, only Eversor remains, and Queenie at least has super strength going for her for that. If she needs a weapon she can use Hissy as a staff as a last resort.
>Staff
>Why not just beamspan vindicare then?
Because why give her new powers when she already has a number of them from HQR I can use and adapt?
Honestly, Eversor just seemed like the least-wrong class to assign Queenie to me. She doesn't exactly fit into any of them perfectly, but at least Eversor doesn't really have any negative points that says "Queenie should not be here"
Well, besides not actually ever fighting anyone personally with brute strength.
...And maybe expressing distaste at the idea of using said brute strength in HQR to solve any problems.
...Okay, she's an Eversor because reasons, but I honestly don't see her fitting into any other class all that much better. Again, Eversor just seems like the least wrong class to use.
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It's November first, Assuming that they went trick-or-treating, how much candy did your characters binge on last night?
Elaine: Very little, because she's enough of a dildo to ration it out the little she collected responsibly.
Cleo: She ends up eating a good chunk of the dark chocolate, but not enough to get sick or throw up. She may not be a paragon of intelligence or common sense, but she knows when to stop with things like that. Stays in shape because Eversor.
She still has enough dark chocolate alone to last a few weeks, as she mesmerized everyone to give her all the candy they owned. The rest of the candy she keeps but never ends up eating.
Pius: I don't know how he got roped into this, but he just gives it all to Nero. He might try a few pieces to see what the fuss is about and then end up stealing all of the extremely spicy/hot pieces of candy for himself.
Cleo: She ends up eating a good chunk of the dark chocolate, but not enough to get sick or throw up. She may not be a paragon of intelligence or common sense, but she knows when to stop with things like that. Stays in shape because Eversor.
She still has enough dark chocolate alone to last a few weeks, as she mesmerized everyone to give her all the candy they owned. The rest of the candy she keeps but never ends up eating.
Pius: I don't know how he got roped into this, but he just gives it all to Nero. He might try a few pieces to see what the fuss is about and then end up stealing all of the extremely spicy/hot pieces of candy for himself.
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Udonge witched out and became a writefag! How does this make you feel?
Join the club, we're all witches here.
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Take this too.
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post the spoopiest picture/gif ya got
What is (or was) your favorite class in school?
Math. From the moment I was bit by that radioactive calculator, it was easy and fun for me.
That doesn't mean I'm doing your math homework though.
That doesn't mean I'm doing your math homework though.
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If you could have any kung-fu movie ability (cutting things with cloth, jumping really high by kicking your legs, touch of death, etc.), what would it be?
I'll settle for being athletic and flexible enough to the crazy flips and wall runs.
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