If you could gain the ability to communicate with dogs for the rest of your life, but only if you also smelled like one (a dirty one, and the smell's unwashable), would you do it? Why or why not.

No. smelling bad is bad. mmkay?

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Mannnnn I got these CHEESEBURGERS mannnnn!!!

Should Awoo be legalized?

It already is. Despite what all the traitors to their species and the other detractors might want you to believe.

How would you explain your basic life philosophy?

That it is our duty as a society to help, where possible, the weakest among us.

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Because I know what its like to feel absolutely worthless.
I don't want other people feeling that way.

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